Wednesday, December 09, 2009

A happy working song


Flight to Melbourne has been settled
Will be flying on the 24th of Dec and back on the 8th of Jan.
15 days of awesome aussie fun
Thanks Mum and Dad for for everything

Need to:
1.pack my room
2.Get my ass back to macritchie to train
3.Play some tennis
4.Go clean up that pig sty of a hall in NTU(Sarah!! Major disinfecting required)
5.Meet up with alot of ppl
Besties
Gracia
Pe peeps
wee wee??!!
Sleepover with the girls at my house
6.Stay out of trouble

all before i fly!
I am gonna be a busy bee again, so that shld break the routine of a life ive been living these past weeks

p.s: if i cant manage, i can always call on my animal friends for help.
"ah uh ah uh ah! ah uh ah uh ah!"
Jeanetic and melala???
you better get it or i will sound like a fool!
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ATTENTION ALL PE PEEPS
MAK MAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN

u guys gotta watch this
esp caleb khoo ku jiao
mak mak's bad romance

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

gotcha!

take this!
for posting that ugly picture of me.
i spy with my little eye
a

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??

??
shorty!

Monday, December 07, 2009

9294

well, they say that every cloud has a silver lining
the series of unfortunate events will end, i am sure.

Dear wee lin,
i love you and i am sure your grams is in a better place.
Just for you, I'll say a little prayer tonight
Hang in there loves.

Pretty blue sky
and a pole in south africa reminding me that i am stuck in singapore
oh
and my lao bu


you know you love me,
xoxo jacq

Saturday, December 05, 2009

depressed chimp


i feel like i am stuck in the space time continuum loop cause i swear that my life has been turned into this repetitive cycle which i cant seem to get out of
not to mention my screwed up sleeping patterns which have me sleeping not before 5am in the mornning and waking up after 130pm in the afternoon
i cant believe that i was actually looking forward to all of these after the exams
everything is not going according to plan
and i hate it!

argh!
someone save me from this quasi depression that i am suffering from
ask me out
to do anything!
i'll run errands, paint your house for you
save the depressed chimp please?

edit:
just in case someone gets anal and tells me that monkey is not a chimp,
i dont care.
monkey=chimp=gorilla=orang utan
peace out.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

to my future husband

chelsea baby, i got a very bad news to break to you
brace yourself
new york city trip is cancelled cause returning flights are only availble on the 4th of jan and my mum cant make it.
boo
bye bye F21 mega store
i r sorrow

anyway, boo hoo no time to dwell on the sad stuff
i am planning trip to melbourne now
i must get out of singapore
must must must

I have offically added another item on my "things to do before i die" list
It is to
..
..
..
..
Go on a hot air balloon ride!


the idea of standing in a flying basket powered just by hot air makes me all excited and amazed at the same time!
how fun is that???

well since i am planning to go melbourne i did a google on the pricing there
and i almost pee-ed in my pants
its at least freaking 300 bucks per adult to fly on those giant floaty beach balls
like seriouslly?
i can fly to thailand and have tom yum with 300 buckaroos you know?

i guess i'll have to wait till someone brings me up there
you know?
maybe my future husband...
will pop the question...
high up in the evening sky??
that is too good to be true.
but a girl can dream.
Lets hope when the time comes, my future husband to be, isnt a computer illiterate and hopefully finds his way to my blog and read this post huh?
cause kneeling down in a dimly litted restaurant just isnt good enough anymore.
i shall title this "to my future husband" for his convenience
you'll thank me in the future.

You're welcome baby:)

Sunday, November 29, 2009

born of a vision

for all the meridians that had to run into school every morning because you are perennially late
this is for you
be glad that you could still run in from the side gate then.
touche.

Friday, November 27, 2009

something is really wrong when...

you start out with the intention of cooking pancakes
but end up with roti prata.

why?
Betty crocker, you have failed me.
This aint no pancake mix
Its freaking prata mix!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I heart NY xoxo!happy birthday! happy bee!



25th dec!!
i love you mummy.
it'll be a very merry christmas.
we know you cant resist the shopping anyway.
So..... Just confirm NOW.

cross fingers cross fingers cross fingers cross fingers cross fingers cross fingers cross fingers
seven times for good luck:p
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Happy 20th birthday PeiSHIT Tan!!
almost missed a month again
haha
wished you 1 month earlier 2 years ago
wanted to wish you 1 month later this year!!
anyway,
you know i love you so much. heh
just very bad with memory
May you stay as fair as ever! the aneamic look is back in trend now that new moon is starting soon.
may your ah pui continue to lose more weight
and please hurry up finish exams so that we can meet up soon!
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went out to shop with the PPGs today
PPGs are finally exam free
yay!
its down to mojo jojo on thursday
hang in there!!
the damage done to our wallets is HUGE- as usual
melala bought a pair of shoes- as usual
we forever 21ed- as usual
i spent the most at f21- as usual
the person who wanted to save money ended up spending the most- as usual(jeanetic toes)
cannot decide which one to buy, just buy both!- as usual
we played crappy games like turning ur last phrase into a song- as usual
it was great having a girls day out
we should do this more often but lets avoid the malls


we are all happy bees
buzz out.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet

i think my body clock hasn't adjusted back to my pre examinations schedule yet
so im feeling pretty insomnic right now
on a normal exam week,
i would be sleeping around 5 am and waking around 9 am
so glad that's gone with the wind

Anyway,
since reaching home(all hail the aircon and comfy bed!!), my playlists of christmas songs have been on heavy rotation
i am officially in the jolly'ol christmasy mood
I think that listening to christmas songs just makes me wanna do two things

1. go shop for presents
2. look into the mirror, lip sync and dance along to the song

before you burst out laughing
i am warning you.
dont judge me here
everyone stares at the mirror and sings to themselve sometimes.
I cant help it cause the songs make me feel so happy.
My favourite song for now is Jingle bells rock!
The song is so fun and catchy and just makes you wanna sing and dance along to it.
I dunno if you share the same sentiments as i do
but i think the jingly sound that is present in most if not all the christmas songs is THE jolly factor
That sound
That metal "jing jing" sound just makes you wanna dance
Go have a listen and see if you get what i mean!!

Just a random thought,
it is really funny to see how people around me react to my occasional "bitch fits"
while some choose to ignore and let me snap out of it myself
others become super nice and encouraging
either way, i appreciate them alot.
I know it's in me- somewhere.
Have a little faith in me.
I'll get it right.

p.s: i've got nothing to p.s today.

edit/
p.s: marcus and mei mei! good luck for ur exams:))
i knew it! i always have something to p.s abt.

Monday, November 23, 2009

out with the books. in with the fun!


meet your doom damn books
you'll be the fire starter for the bbq on sunday at shaun's house!!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

General physiology





May god have mercy on me
Amen.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

royal rumble

royal rumble of my stomach that is.
tim tam overdose
the rich chocolate fudge covered confectionery was my only source of nutrition the entire day
the first piece i took, i felt like i was in heaven
the second one, still yummy
by the end of the tray, i wish to taste choclates no more for an entire week

after the super unproductive day of studying
i went back hall,
dropped my baggage and took a damn long walk to hall 9 in hope of finally getting some decent food
not that the food at hall 9 is decent, but it beats tim tam
walked all the way there only to realise all the stalls are closed.
so.....
SARAH!
i stole your cup noodles!
will return you one, i promise.
Please forgive me.
I cant help it cause i was really hungry
but...
the cup noodles very nice arh...
i shall buy this brand the next time
hahah

so i tore the package,
cut the soup base and condiments and poured it all into the cup
there was this small packet of sesame oil which i dun wanna use my scissors too cut cause its too oily and i dont wanna wash my scissors
so i thought i'll take it to the pantry and rip it open before dumping the hot water in.
but after walking to the pantry, i realised i was carrying the scissors and i had placed the pack of sesame oil into my drawer instead.
very smart jacq, way to go!

weiheng: every issue on this planet is relative, you may think it's minor but to others, it its HUGE
i really understood every single word although it was put into a very vague context.
thankew jedi master
theory of relativity for all the physics peeps

table mountain-south africa

i am a vision, and i can see clearly

Friday, November 20, 2009

4-3=???

NUMERO UNO!!
1
satu
yi.
thats all the variations of 1 that i know.
and i am too lazy to google it

You dont know how sick i am of writing essays.
Its essays after essays after assays.
My phalanges are hurting from the constant rushing and stress from writing all the 25marks long answer with each passing paper that i take
But....
just one more baby!
hang in there!

For dearies like Marcus, Mei mei, Kas, Wee lin, Yanner and Pei Shit
i really know what you guys are going through right now,
AND ALL OF YOU DESERVE IT CAUSE I WENT THROUGH THE EXACT SAME SHIT!!
chillax.... kidding!!
just hang in there and we can all go chill after that yeah??:))

I think i really need to get out of this place
This place- meaning Singapore the little red dot.
I have began to notice this trend that has been going on in the recent years of my life.
Its like a natural instinct or something.
The urge to get out of the country is strong within me whenever the holidays arrive.
Its is an adult thing to do?
Or perhaps i am just nomadic in nature(that is only duriing the holidays)
Anyway, whatever it is i am determined, bent, ascertain that i will go on a well deserved holiday like usual
So i have decided

Nicole Teo Ping!!!
I am so coming down under to look for you!


Can i stay for like 3 weeks or something?
Yay to free lodging!!
No need to pay for hotel, air ticket settled by parents.
Which means that the all useful resuorce my pay can go to......
SHOPPING!!!!

I think i wanna spend christmas and new year in Australia or a foreign land just like last year!!
Marcus... Are you with me????
CALL ME BABY.
but after ur exams, so we can plan our summer escapade!!(cause its summer down under)

when can we go out in full numbers again?



girls.
meet me soon? except for the one havocing in canada.
you suck.

I really dread closing this window beacuse it would mean i have to open my biology notes again
and i have this bad habbit of falling asleep when i see bio notes.
i shit you not

Strike 1!


Strike 2!


Strike 3! yourre out!



All pictures courtesy of my wonderful bio buddies
I love basking in all my unglamness
cause unglam is the new glam
you can quote me on that one.

anyway.. this is truly random..
but i hate it when i click on someone's blog and some music automatically plays and scares the shit out of me cause my speakers are turned to the maximum.
can we at least have the option of clicking play??
its damn irritating getting shocked all the time.
hah.

I shall now try to flip open my biology notzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

just before i go meet my doom

parody of bad romance.
hilarious!!



wish me luck!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

beautiful things to distract me from the pain that i am going through right now







i wish i was on a kayak with dan carter
with adam van koeverden racing beside me
and my pet bonobo chimp is helping me paddle the boat
and with our powers combined we miraculously win the race!

i am so not making sense anymore
can sports psych exaplain this then?
some theory you can cite perhaps?
wordy piece of shit.
i am going
nucking futs

p.s: ioehthyaadhtaraigbyusootubdycueabgnigoobyusel lwaotudtnniemisaduertnsiotandemiawnysetawph

Friday, November 13, 2009

Screw the world!


screw sports psych
screw the snails
screw the plants
screw studying

nah.
because i am a scardy cat
so i'm still studying
heh.

someone told me today that i look like im 26!!
good golly god.
really?
screw you too, for thinking wrong!
but really???
boo!

Saturday, November 07, 2009

this is.... so not it


one word.
unimpressed.
wanted so much to leave so halfway through the movie.
lovin all his jackets though
and i think mj's hands are way out of proportion compared to his thin frail frame.
anyone noticed??
his hands are HUGE
and one of the backup vocalist i think,
shares the same nose surgeon as mj.


that's one sharp nose for a black man.
just a thought.
i think i need rhinoplasty too.
ive got a button for my nose.
thats prolly everything that is interesting about This is it.
So not it....

i am totally adding tom yum to my official list of favourite food
the spicy, tangy taste just make my mouth salivate and toungue tingle.
ANd the best part about tom yum is that it goes well with pratically anything
Tom yum soup
Tom yum ban main
Tom yum seaweed
Tom yum instant noodles
feel like having a bowl now already.
Actually, come to think of it, there is no official list yet
So tom yum is no. 1!

p.s: when you turned the corner just now...

Thursday, November 05, 2009

zen.


after the rain,
you get the rain-bow.

wished it never did rain,
for now i am drenched in my own tears
so give me some time as i wait for the sun
and when i am dry,
then we can go have some fun


p.s:i just learnt how to delete comments!!
so, comment away cause its going in the trash if i think its crap- you know who i am talking abt "mystery man+obasan".
cause i just deleted both of your crappy comments!!
unnecessary stuff are best left unspoken-period.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Apparently


Quote: "We all know that Roger federer is all you care about. Real or fake"

When all you have to say is no
When you read in between the lines
When it is totally unnecessary
When the words pierce you like a knife

You... blog about it.

Monday, November 02, 2009

how about it?

you and me could write a bad romance.
love this new unreleased song
all hail lady gaga



Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Ba-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as its free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your horror
I want your design
Cause youre a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a free bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want a bad, bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk walk passion baby
Work it
I'm a free bitch baby

I want your lovin'
I want your revenge
I want your love
I dont wanna be friends

J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I dont wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I dont wanna be friends
Caught in a bad romance
I dont wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance!

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-ma!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

i feel like such an insomniac

cant get to sleep cause the song fireflies is still ringing in my head
someone is gonna say "I told you so!"
but....
its such an nice song!
I found some old canoeing results on the web!!
this was the year i got gold in my k1 500m and k1 1000m race:)))
hmmm...
makes me wonnder if i can ever paddle this well again.
casting self doubt aside.
I know i can!

Heats


Semi Finals


Finals

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Planet earth turns slowly


alone.
again.

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems

Saturday, October 31, 2009


Happy 21st birthday Marcus darling!!
our silver thorn among the bloody roses.
Love you lots and lots
you know it:)

Friday, October 30, 2009

ni hao!!


hello roger!!
welcome to my blog!
didnt know you love candy floss so much
I am so so so honoured!!!
really....

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

origami folding is therapeutic.
this long lost love for turning a plain sheet of paper into something-anything,
all came back to me one night while i was trying to fold a soccer ball for caleb qui qui niao.
now, whenever i am bored or just need a little myself time, i would take out pieces of coloured paper and turn them into beautiful things especially animals
i love folding animals
koi
dolphin
fish
swan
duck
flapping bird
jumping frog
talking crows

i just love it when i am able to remember every step of the folds
the sense of accomplishment is just oh so good.
it makes me feel like god sometimes cause i take nothing and turn it into something.
ooh....
unable to show you my wonderful creations though
no camera in hall.

p.s: stop bailing.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

shingz
i think i just made someone contemplate to shut down her blog just because i "chanced upon" it.
i really did!!
but why??
you dunno how i wished ppl would read my blog man.
like.....
i'll give 50 cents to anyone new who finds my blog interesting
dont you shut it down.
i'll feel bad.
dont ppl blog surf no more?

p.s: maybe i didnt make a new friend after all. boo:(

fish or fishes??

can anyone answer my question?
is there a plural to fish?
many fishes? or many fish?
sarah stands by the latter while others insist on the former.
this has been bugging me real bad.



anyway, i caught 500 days of summer
and i cant emphasize how apt this show is- to me at least.
not the best show in my opinon cause there is not much of a climax, but it really answered my question on fate and destiny and all the jazz i have blogged about previouslly.
It was like i was meant to watch the show cause it pretty much sums up everything thing that has been going on- like magic.
not to mention the lead actress summer's sense of stlye
i can totally see myself wearing all her clothes and hair accessories.
ooh ooh!
she likes origami too.. can say coincidence?

p.s: summer toatlly reminds me of youuuu....
and i made a new friend:) i think i did?

Thursday, October 22, 2009


the feel of the glide
the adrenaline rush
the sense of satisfaction
the one thing that i was really good at
i miss it

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

do you believe?


Last week, one of my friend asked me a question that lingered on in my mind for quite some time.
Do you belive in fate and destiny?
This question stumpped me for a little while and after which, i think i've got a perfect answer to it.
I do belive in fate and destiny.
For example, i firmly believe that you can be in the right place at the right time and after which everything is a predeterminded course of events.
or vice versa, right place at the wrong time and everything goes opposite of what you expect.
Making a choice is a very good example.
Have you ever decided on turning left instead of right for example only to realise if what if you have never turned left, you wouldnt have met your best friend or your soulmate?
Likewise, if you have turned right, your life wouldnt be what is it now.
You may think in a manner and act in a manner because you were predetermined to do something that is being affected by the way you think and act.
In other words, you can think and ponder about a decision all day, but in the end, the answer is set in the stone of the future.
The answer and decision cannot change. So why do we spend so much time thinking about that decision?
Wouldnt it be the same answer if you decided in a blink of the eye?
Since the answer would be the same anyway?
Personally, i am a beliver or my gut and intuition and would never regret whatever decisions i have made in life and i cannot imagine what would have happened if i had done otherwise.

I am pretty amazed at how these situations and decisions i was in or i have taken have changed my life and i can never imagine what would have happened if not for that decision that i have made or that step that i have taken.
It still amazes me.
Life is pretty interesting in that way.
People often say "you write your own destiny".
But i think what you are doing is reinforcing the faint but prominent line drawn by destiny.
Don't you think so?
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Congrats to Brother bear Rizal and wife for giving birth to a healthy young baby girl
I cant wait to see her
Baby shower!!
She's gonna be one lucky child i am so so sure.
cause daddy is great fun to be around with.

Happy birthday Gay!!
You are one guy whom i can never quite figure out.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

feeling rekindled

ive never regretted my choice in going to Meridian Junior College
been through loads of shit there.
But at the same time i have met many of my closest friends and got to know many nice teachers along the way

Tradition has it, that every department will have to create a video for the JC 2s farewell assembly every year
And even after graduating for 2 years already, i never fail to anticipate the release of the videos especially by the math department.

I am not the best student of math myself,
but i have to say that the math teachers are one of the most creative and entertainning bunch
the videos they come up with every year gets better and better

here are videos from 08 and 09
makes me feel like going back to jc and starting all over again.




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Speaking of MJC friends
HAPPY BIG 20th BIRTHDAY CHELBY NG!!!


when oh when are you coming back?
miss late nights at your house, making fun of your dog, baking at your house and your stupid contagious laughter.
come back soon and practice hokkien with me!

oh!
and how can i forget..
Happy birthday mr Sexy Saxaphone Daniel Chia
keep blowing those things


silly...
because you sound good!!

p.s:Dear friend, i hope you are still alive and kicking on your sampan.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Pet peeves

Its been a long time since ive written something other than updates.
Well, i wanna talk about pet peeves today.
For the convenience of some, pet peeves are minor annoyances that an individual identifies as particular annoying.

Personally, i do have certain pet peeves that never fail to tick me off like a atomic nuclear time reactor.
I am sure everyone does, but to what degree and how anal it is, is what i am interested in.
To cut to the chase, i think I've got some pretty ridiculous ones going but who doesn't right?
So here is my list, and maybe, you guys can comment on it to let me know?

1. Crumpled clothes
This is placed number 1 for a very very good reason.
I freaking cant stand the sight of crumpled clothes on myself or anyone else for the matter.
It just screams plain sloppiness on top of extremely bad fashion sense.
Clothes are meant to be straight and neat looking.
Take for example, this shirt.


I just wanna take a steam iron to straighten out the wrinkles right now.
Speaking of fashion, whoever who came up with the wrinkled look ought to be shot, cause it just makes the wearer looks untidy and unkempt
And speaking of iron, the iron in hall is missing cause the ironing room is under costruction. I've got tonnes of PE shorts and shirts that i cant wear cause they are too wrinkled for my good.
Sarah genetic can vouch for that im sure.
Does anyone share the same view?
Get me an iron now. NOW.

2. Still air
I know.
Half of you reading this must be thinking i am outta my mind to be picking a fight with the air??
But seriouslly, when I stay in a room with no ventilation at all, it just feels like a pair of invisible hands is choking me with a vice like grip.


No kidding.
Even when the weather is cold, the fan still has to be turned on at least at the minimum speed to get the air moving.
So, remember that whenever i ask for aircon or fan i am not being a princess it just that.. you know...i really really want to breathe.
Thank you.

3. Air fresheneror anything aerosol


Still along the lines of the air quality.
Aerosol products does something to my alveoli in my lungs.
Be it an armani smelling air freshener, or a baygon insecticide, they just smell the same to me. Bad
Basically, if you try to find the correlation value between me and aerosol spray products, it'll probably be a low 0.000000001.

4. Breaking of promises
If you promise me something, you better come through your part of the deal, or i would choke slam and swanton bomb you to the ground.
Hate people who break their promises
Likewise, i try to keep to every single promises that i have made to the best of my abilities.
They say "do unto others what you want others to do unto you" right??

5. Tehhh-ing girls
This is not a personal attack to some PPG, but just dont do it to me.
You can manipulate mojo jojo for all you want
haha
I get very uncomfortable when i see girls teh.
It is probably the independent woman inside of my gagging herself when i see a girl teh to anyone at all.
I dont disapprove of it. I just dont wanna be near or part of it somehow.
I guess its not so much of a bad thing, cause a certain PPG has proven that tehhing gets you what you want very effectively.
I should probably learnt the trick of the trade too.

And the list goes on...
This is all that i can think of now.
But being so anal, i guess i must have missed out alot more.
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Mum dad and gina are back from their Party in the USA
I've got presents!!
Mum got me this lovely Ralph Lauren Polo tee in pink
and a pink coach wallet
loving the wallet alot
eveyone.. meet coach:)

Friday, October 09, 2009

dont talk to me, just play!


boo
im all alone at home
mummy, daddy and Gina are on a plane off to LA and San Francisco having fun
Alvin is making use of this opportunity to go out and have some fun of his own so he wont be back home either

Its 1030 ish now.
i want tmr to come like now!!
today has been a really bad day
I had a very bad tennis session
Perpetually crumbled infront of my opponents
Brother bear had to scold me to make me snap out of my "moment"
boo hoo hoo
boo hoo hoo
After tennis, headed home with sarah genetic only to realise i left my home keys in hall
Stucked outside home for quite sometime
Thank god for alvin who is less forgetful

Was hungry and couldnt find food other than instant noodles and uncooked rice at home
Ransacked the pantry and found a can of Narcissus mushrooms
Took the can opener, opened it and ate it straight out from the can
Tasted kinda yummy actually
Mushroom is now officially one of my favourite food
But nothing can beat gummy bears and sour sweet stuff

Boo..
is it saturday already?
at least i get to see the PESS peeps at melati's
cant wait
being alone sucks eggs.
i am sad

Friday, October 02, 2009

sleepless fun

i was anticipating recess as i thought it would be a good time to rest those ankles and that tired body of mine
but no....
recess was on the contrary more taxing on my poor body than the normal schooling week

First up, Sarah Genetic's birthday bash at Aloha Loyang
Just one word
Smashing.
Not smashing good figuratively, but literally smashing
A truckload of booze was bought for the highlight of the night called "power hour"
Basically, we down half a cup of beer every minute for the next hour and the last man standing wins
Halfway through the game, beer ran out and we switched it to tequila and whisky instead
This was when the disaster started happenning
People got so drunk esp Gay, he started Judo-ing everyone he could lay his hands on onto the cement floor
Poor Sarah had a huge bump on her forehead so much that she looked like a "luo han" fish and i asked her for 4 lucky numbers
The 32 bucks four leaves cake that i was dying to eat got thrown all over the floor and smashed into faces of ppl
Note to self and everyone in the class, PE ppl+ booze= diasaster
hence, next party, no alcohol or alternatively, bring a straight jacket to belt Gay up first.


Tao jing me and Sumiko before the power hour!

Met up with besties at Marina square in the evening for a nice dinner to celebrate kassyn's 21st
Had dinner at secret recipe and dessert at Bakerz inn
Meeting up with them is always fun
Just learnt that Mei Mei is a psyduck cause she like to confuse ppl with her confusion power!!
haha
Marcus and i couldnt stop laughing
i have no idea why.

Next up after dinner with besties, Fishing with Junyang and friends
We fished from night till 7am in the morning at this paid pond at lakeside
I must say, i didnt start off well
But, as the night progressed, i managed to catch 2 sea bass
not bad for a non regular fisher huh?
Got bored as the night progressed and thank god for music and Jy's itouch
It doesnt suck as much as i say it does la!
this is me with my trophy, the fish itself.
Quite huge in my opinion.


Felt quite bad for the fishes
cause all in all, we managed to haul 10 fishes altogether
which was way more than what we needed.

Went home and slept till 1230 only to realise i was late for the movie marathon with the PPGs
Changed and rushed out to meet melati and sarah at Ehub
We caught The Ugly truth and Fame
Ugly Truth was awesome
Fame was shit ass
They didnt even sing the Fame song at all??!!

I just realised that recess is oficially over
in a flash!!!
Im tired
But i had fun
beter sleep through the weekends before school starts again
Bye!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

oh dont you know it?

First of all, a happy big 21st to
1. SARAH GENETIC my dear roomie


2. KASSYN my bestie:)


love both of you:)

soccered with the nie soccer club at kallang cage in the morning
tennised at nie in the evening
met up with the mj canoeist at night
enjoyed myself cause i was around awesome company
brother bear was teaching me the back stroke and i cant help but laugh and smile all the way
i looked totally ridiculous

i love this song
heard it on the way back home
fond memories
dont you think so?
i know at least someone does.
good'ol primary school days:)



He's fought and he's fallen
He's on his knees before he's on his feet
A sinister romantic
Oh, he's about to be and she's about to see

Teachin' torches to burn bright
She's hanging on the cheek of night
A snowy dove trooping with crows
He never saw true beauty till tonight

CHORUS:
She'll take him to the brink of deliverance
Show him that much
Oh, don't you know it
Oh, don't you know it
So he falls in love to feel that he's falling
She'll let him know his heart
Oh, don't you know it
Oh, don't you know it
That's Shakespeare in love

He's fought and he's fallen
He's on his knees before he's on his feet
A glittery romantic
Oh, he's about to be and she's about to see

His bounty's boundless like the sea
His love is endless, just as deep
The more he gives the more he has
`Cause both of them are truly infinite

CHORUS:
She'll take him to the brink of deliverance
Show him that much
Oh, don't you know it
Oh, don't you know it
So he falls in love to feel that he's falling
She'll let him know his heart
Oh, don't you know it
Oh, don't you know it
That's Shakespeare in love

That's Shakespeare in love

A sinister romantic
He's on his knees before he's on his feet

CHORUS:
She'll take him to the brink of deliverance
Show him that much
Oh, don't you know it
Oh, don't you know it
So he falls in love to feel that he's falling
She'll let him know his heart
Oh, don't you know it
Oh, don't you know it
That's Shakespeare in love

That's Shakespeare in love

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dear blog
im a bad friend

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

brains or braun?


I am currently hooked on Prison Break which is a very intellectually stimulating show as you see how this one man leads his brother who is incarcerated and on death roll for a murder he didnt commit.

On my weekends, i spent my days watching the serial as im hooked onto the seamless plan of Michael Scofield(Wenworth Miller) and his perfectly shaped bald head
In one of the scene he was talking to one of the black inmates and getting all guru with him
So the black inmate commented:
"Just because you think you have a college degree, you think you rule inside here? Well, in here, Darwin rules, not Einstein."

That got me thinking.
Darwin vs Einstein
Survival of the fittest vs The smartest
Who wins?
In this society/community that we live in, does it take a bigger attitude or bigger brain to stay the top dog?
Does the average flamboyant streetwise guy get away with everything or does the brainy genius get everything he wants in life through his sheer hardwork?
It's so hard to stand firm and pick one.
I asked sarah for her opinion and have yet to reach to a conclusion.

Workload is kinda pilling up already
But as usual, who else but me to leave everything to the final crunch time to complete
Like i have said, i think i work better under pressure.
People may think im plain lazy, but thats just how i work.
Fast and efficient.
It may not be the smartest/best modus operandi cause it would usually involve a little sleep deprivation.
But,i am comfortable with it, so who's fretting again?
People should really just chill a little and really mean it when they chill.

Roger lost the US opens to del potro
his picture is so going up my dart board.
But all in all, it has been a good year for my man and im sure he will still be the GOAT in the tennis world.
I need to go play tennis soon.
Thank god i found a new tennis buddy

Ain't coming up with awesome posts lately
cause im just plain tired
ooh
before i forget
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNG CHENG WEI!!
use that pretty face and start attracting some girls instead of guys
:))

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

i've got flu blues

Caught stomach flu yesterday and i have to say it was one of the most awful day i have ever gone thorugh in my whole 21 years
i practically puked EVERYTHING out of my system and everything else that i take in after that
not to mention the body aches, watery stools and scorching fever that come tgt with it.

Mummy called me just now and told me that she, dad and Gina are going to San Fran and LA in october and she cant take me cause im schooling
boo!
They are accompanying Gina on her work trip but i reckon she is just there to shop man

Gay showed me this super funny video of my fav animal the Orang Utans
They are extremelly inteligent and i just love them to bits
Sarah has been playing and replaying rockapella songs all week long in hall
They are starting to grow on me
I like the Carmen Sandiego song the most
Fond memories of my childhood







still puking
boo

Saturday, September 05, 2009

it's half time and the other half is luck


Although i look like im moon walking the foxtrot or polka-ing the salsa on the astro turf,
i managed to score my first goal ever since i started soccer lessons this semester!
come on everyone, dance with me!
you dont know how important that goal meant to me
if that goal could speak, it would probably say a little something like:
"Congrats Jacq, You dont have two left legs after all!"
I kinda consider that goal as my stamp of assurance to try a little harder at the game where i just cant get right.

yay me!
keep up the good work jacq:))