Sunday, August 30, 2009

Party in the USA!

you can call it trashy teen pop
but i cant stop singing and moving along to this song
miley cyrus can definitely sing live thats for sure



I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess,
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like “whos that chick, thats rockin’ kicks?
She gotta be from out of town”

So hard with my girls all around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause’ all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA

p.s: looking forward to soccer practice!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

dont you sometimes feel?


oh no wait
its only me.
i think even he plays better than me.
now..
i pray for rain

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

separated at birth

just because i am bored and
all in the name of fun joy and laughter.
i find an uncanny resemblance btw these ppl
and i shit you not
have a look for yourself

oh! i think im gonna be in so much trouble

Alex Ang vs Pee Wee Herman


















this next one is way to obvious man
Gay vs Proboscis monkey


















Rizal vs The Exorcist
Are we witnessing an out of body experience over here?
















A little apprehensive to post this one up
cause he may get a little air headed
but..
Cheng Wei vs Boys Over Flower Ji Hoo

















my bio buddy
Eunice vs Rui En























this last one is kinda tricky
dont look at the face
you get my drift
Melati vs Beyonce


















like i said, i am really bored right now
at least give me credit for sieving through all the photos.
no easy job k
hee hee
i think its pretty funny though, too bad if you dont share the same sense of humour!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

om nom nom nom

daniel: Jacq, i heard you never eat in school, except for fruits
jacq: yes, i do! i eat sandwhiches and paos
daniel: but the pao is not from crystal jade. why would you eat it??

this post is dedicated to all my caring pess friends who are so concerned with my diet cause they never see me eat in school( which is so not true)

To begin, i have to say that the food in NIE is on the contrary very yummy, perhaps one of the better places to have food in the whole of NTU.
I dont need crystal jade or a silver plate to make me down food okay?
But why the weird eating patterns you might say?
To make you understand, i have to start from the very beginning which is the complicated biological makeup of my wonderful stomach.

If you havent seen me, there is no way, no way that i would not eat and still look the way i am.
I am one giant ball of lard. Hello??
The reason you guys dont see me eat in school is very simple- I am just not hungry when the "normal" ppl are.

I don't know how is it that people can just wake up and start eating so early in the morning.
I'll first admit that i am totally not a breakfast person
The "most important meal of the day" crap, i do not buy that from day 1.
I know, biologically, it makes sense. And to top it all off, i am doing bio and PE.
But my jaws can hardly move in the morning.
I reckon i am partially exothermically warmed up, so no raisin bun or P&J sandwhich will tempt me in the morning.
And to top it all off, i see ppl eating nasi lemak or fried bee hoon in the morning.
I just feel like puking. Way too much chewing and flavour for the early mornings.

So when exactly do i get hungry?
I have been observing my eating patterns and i came up with a graphical illustration of how my stomach operates.
here it is.


so as you can see, binging period only kicks in around 3pm in the afternoon and dies down because i'd probably be full from whatever i was eating.
and following that, would be dinner a ard 8 cause lessons end so freaking late this sem. Boo
weird! i know.
so yeah
so! stop telling me i dont eat in school!
cause i do-just at a different time.
i like to stand out, be different:)
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Mummy boughth me a coach wristlet!
love love love it.
brown classic monogram would go well with anything


she says i shld stop using my floral pouch cause its too dirty
but i like it!
its so handy, just stuff everything inside and you're good to go.


no worries pal, just like my trusty old green plastic ruler, you will never be replaced. NEVER!

check this out. i placed my finger over the flash with the intentions to mild the brightness of the flash but i got this instead.
cool shit
but i kinda "burned" my finger in the process.
note to self: flash light can burn.
i think the red of the photo is actually my blood.


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rugby and soccer this sem
i suck so bad at soccer i think even a kid can play better than me.
argh
and my right ankle is swollen from all the dribbling and kicking.
i am practising real hard- i am
it just somehow doesn't translate into good play.
But, Mr Ng is really nice and patient, which is why i feel so bad for not getting it right.

On the other hand, i am so enjoying rugby.
Mr Tom Browne is real funny and i love how structured his lessons are
Too much notes though- everything else, love love love

Ruggers are hot!
Why am i like the only one who can see their diabolical hotness??
Check them ripping muscles



Just when you thought they can't get any more perfect.
well, they do... They are

wait for it..

wait for it..


they are flexible too!


Whoo!
Sweltering Hot!

Long long post.
How's that for an update huh??
huh?
ciao.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

you do the math

cute nike adverts that you shld check out
like i said, nike ppl are genuises







i think i'm getting better at tennis!
able to return most of the shots.
yay me! to sucking less at tennis!!

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Sneaky sneaky

i LOVEEEE conspiracy theories
if like me, you have all the time in the world
Go watch this and decide for yourself.
Did we or did we not land on the moon?
Im with the cynics.
If its true, credits to NASA for staging probabaly the greatest hoax of the century.
But, greater credits to the cynics who managed to burst NASA's moon landing bubble
Love the drama.
Im moving on to the Death of Marilyn Monroe now.
We all know Monroe had a very public relationship with the President then,JFK right?
Remember the "Happy Birthday Mr President"?
Apparently, to keep their secret rendevous a secret, Kennedy had her killed and stage the whole drug overdose suicide.
What was found in her hotel was a single bottle of sleeping pill and post mortem reports shows that the coroners couldn't find a single trace of sleeping pills in her body, but instead in her blood. This would suggest that the poison would have been injected into her instead of an overdose through taking pills.
I smell a rat.
Let's all get out trench coats and magnifying glasses ready and try to solve this mysteries!
oops.
Can't find my magnifying glass.
Maybe, just watch the video and some self evaluation will be enough.