why u kaypoh-ing abt my life?

i'm just bored.

do u know that a nike tick is actually called a SWOOSH???

just thought i'll let u know.

i never thought that i'd say this, but i'm willing to intergrate, differentiate whateva difficult fucking sums u have for me now.

Working and shopping is what i do everyday and i am getting so sick of it already.

I LOVE U MATH!!

math oh math,

where thou art math??

anyway, happy new year to whoever who still comes here.

chinese new year has been great for me.

bought losta new clothes shoes bags watch and stuff

AND I HAVE A VERY CUTE COUSIN(but quite distant), so its kinda okay if i end up marrying him. (call me ;-D)

ya.

and that's climax of my whole CNY already.

like seriously.

it's so routine, the visiting and all.

we first go bai nian, collect ang pows den the kakees will all come and you start to gamble until ur parents tells you its time to go home, right?

i bet everyone does that.

my cousins and i were so sick of gambling, we decided to play games instead.

but what fun are games without panelties.

so we decided upon a food penalty to

1)help clear the goodies

2)so that jodi the 5 year old, can be the food girl and pass the food to the loser

anyway, i was so distracted by my cute cousin that i was losing half the time

i ended up eating almost half a tub of kueh bangkit

you know, those white powery-coconutist cookies.

that one.

i bloody ate at least 15 of them la.

stupid cousin

he ate quite a substantial amout too.

i bet it was me. (its my blog okay. let me think what i want to think)

i was doing fine at the first half of the game when the food was kok zai

those curry puff look alike that has peanut fillings inside.

KOK ZAI

i just like the name. kok zai

my sis ate most of the kok zai. anyway, its her fave new year goodie, so its kinda win win for her.

kok zai

love the name

i caught "ah long pte ltd" on day two

and i have to say its one of jack neo's best work.

like its really funny and the jokes are new unlike his liang poh poh gimmicks, so its kinda refreshing.

so if u havent caught it(chelsea), u shld.

kok zai. love the name

okay.. too much info.

hate this tell u abt my life way of blogging. so not me.

show u pictures instead.

kok zai

that's jodi the bangkit-kok zai girl

that's all folks

p.s: updates shldn't be soon-ist

pps: shopping, anyone?

ppps: cute cousin of mine, pls call me

pppps: KOK ZAI!!!

on a random note: the trick is to tilt ur head and OPEN ur eyes BIG BIG. i scrutinised for a very long time. No wonder so pretty.Go figure!! hah

chowz

Shoes galore!!

BRAND NEW SHOES FOR SALE!! TAKE A LOOK:)

1) Orange ladies Havaianas tong slippers, brand new with tag.

bought it at $17.85, but selling at $14

size: bra39/40, Usa 7/8, Eur 41/2

length:26cm

this shoe is one size too big for me. i'm a size 37 or size 6. so this slippers will fit a size 38 or 7.

brand new with the tag and plastic bag still on.

great footwear for a day at the beach or just for shopping.

pair it with a sundress to create the chic beach babe look

2) 2 pairs Black havaianas trekking slingbacks, brand new

reatils at shops for $50 i think, selling at $25

Size: bra 43/44, Usa 10-11, Eur 45/6

Length: 28.5cm

this shoe would probably fit a guy more than a girl. rather large. brand new and not worn before. it would fit a size 10 to 11 feet.

nice plam leaves design with cool black slingbacks.

pair with board shorts and a pair of aviators to get some attention.

3) golden mesh glamour pointed pumps, brand new

selling at $18

size: 36

length: 24.5cm

very pretty golden shoes that is brand new. too small for me

immediately glam your look up with this pair of shiny shoes.

pair it with blue jeans and a top to create a sophisticated look. diva.

4) 2 pairs dark orange strappy pumps, brand new

selling at $18

size: 37 and 38

length: 24.5cm for size 38

cute orange straps gives you a unique look.

cute polka dotted base and unique 3 way peek toe design.

pair it with a white skirt and off you go!

All shoes are brand new and never worn.

interested buyers can e-mail me for enquires

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Happy Shopping!!! :)))))

2008!!

hi to all the boh liaos that keeps checking my blog everyday but to your disappointment.

was at Chelsea's house for baking session today which was totally fun.
o have to say for first time bakers, we did a pretty good job.
on the menu, we have:
1)Oreo cheesecake
2)peach tart
3)cupcakes
though the cupcakes were not really suited for my palette, everyone seem to think it tastes good, oh well.
great job girls. next up lets try something more challenging.
like getting the icing right.

anyway, i was looking back at 2007, and i thought to myself that it has certaintly been a great year with many different experiences.
i can't say all were pleasent
but what is really important is how everything has shaped and moulded my character and defined me as me.
well, what do we have?
deaths of friends and close family members. catfights. WW3? A levels. the unbroken curse of the silver medals just to name a few.
i thank my family, my friends, those that are not my friends to enable me to experienced all that i have for 2007 at least.
now that it's over, yey 2008!

anyway, while i was at chelsea's house baking, while taking a break we happened to catch mondo magic singapore and being a tv addict, i watched that episode 10 million years ago.
but i remembered for one episode, the magician were at the Raffles Hotel's long bar performing a card trick with the bartenders.
the trick proceeded and ended with the bartender suppossedly to name the card that he picked which was the "jack of hearts"

magician: okay, tell everyone what was the card that you picked and it will magically appear

bartender: my card is the "jack of love"

i just find that amusing. haha.



who needs the jack of hearts?



when you can have the jack of love?

anyway, another joke.
i just thought of how blur nicolas can get.
my friend from canoeing.
he is the classic.

we went to starbucks after a late night movie.
i placed my order
jacq: can i get a mango tea frap

he placed his order. which was supposed to be a java chip mocha
nic: can i have a java chip macho?

and he didn't realised his mistake!!

in hong kong, as the night comes, the temperature falls, so we have to put on a sweater or something
rich hong zhi took out his burberry jacket with the trademark plaid and checkers design.
like after a thousand minutes when nicolas saw the jacket very long after we were all fusing all over it

nic: wa! hong zhi! rich arh you. your jacket is blueberry brand one.

haha!!! he is really that blur and dumb.
but in a cute way though.
he always though mocha was macho and burberry was blueberry.
REALLY.

i have great friends and family
cheers.



christmas dinner at nicole's with besties

CAN

enough of the drama already alright?
everyone needs a little insipiration once in a while.
i was really inspired by this video i saw on wan wei's blog(credits to you).

how is anything impossible now??
i can only imagine.
enjoy. please check it out. you won't regret. i promise.

so your point is??

comments are gladly welcomed
but seriously...
am i that lucky to be tagged by my favourite idol Hilary duff??
i guess not.
whoever that tagged in the name of the pop princess must so be a goon.

i am not offended by the comments that was posted on my tag board
but instead, i just cant stand it when tagger is so cowardly as to tag in the name of someone else

seriously..
if you wanna insult me on MY blog, I'm fine with it
but have a little more dignity(i quote Hilary duff)
tag with you real name
then i can respond to you with my sincerest and most honest reply

so what if my make up was thick?
so what if i had a bee hive hair do?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS THE LOOK THAT I WAS GOING FOR????
and if you have a problem with that you can....
well, there is nothing you can do actually
except for insulting me on my blog which you already did.

at least someone noticed i had thick make up and my hairdo
which i think you are so jealous of because you probably spent the night unnoticed
aww...
gimme your blog add man.
maybe i can pretend to tag in the name of some super star and praise you
William hung: you bang!
but I'm not gonna go sink as low as whoever you are

listen here.
JACQUELINE SNG LI YING SAYS:
you can say whatever you want about me
you obviously have no idea what happened(i choose to believe that "Hilary duff" is not the main character of the talked about post)
so please stop being a nosey parker an go around commenting on stuff you have no clue about.
and you obviously are ashamed of yourself because you refuse to tag with your original name
but worst! you pose as someone as gorgeous as Hilary duff(holds the churning feeling in my stomach)
if you have a problem with that post
you can always tag it and i will definitely reply you
just tell me the problem
and how the heck does it concerns you at all.
I'll be most willing.
if not, stop acting like you know what is happening cause it will just piss more people off.(my blog is frequently read by my REAL friends)

p.s: thanks for calling me a beehive cause it was exactly the hairstyle i was going for.

Ciao, Bella!

just one more day to go.
ready girls?
i can't wait.
despite all the neagtivities, I'm determined to have fun and make my parents' money worth.
you know who is singing huh??
well, it's just hearsay though

get ready your gowns, heels, make up, clutches and prepare to look your most fabulous
prom's tomorrow!!
yey!!

hey there pretty lady,
we all know who is gonna be prom queen right??? very impt!!!

fuck holloywood secrets! get out of my face!

prom is a total waste of money and time and energy and blood.
i puked enough of it these past few days more than my 19 years of life.
but i am seriously glad that i had a chance to go through the preparations and along the way really find out who are the keepers and the losers.
you know who i am talking about don't you??

first of all, its just a bloody prom night for heaven's sakes
KAN CHIONG FOR WHAT???

i repeat, do not call me a week and a half in advance out of the blue on a weekend afternoon and expect me to confirm shit with you, cause i DO NOT operate this way.
Communication is a very important tool and obviously from past experiences you know you freaking lack the ability to communicate clearly and properly(resulting in COUNTLESS miscommunication and misunderstandings)

FUCK MAKE UP AND HAIR!
my hair is fine on its own if i have to go like that
i freaking did not ask you to go to hollywood secrets and did not confirm any shit with you.
so DO NOT come blaming me if we are not doing it there like you want to.

i just do not understand why such a simple matter can be blown to a matter of such serious proportion
I DO NOT CARE IF WE DO OUR MAKE UP AND HAIR TOGETHER
if you wanna go hollywood secrets, no one is fucking stopping you at all you know?????
just go la!!!
and if you have decided to go somewhere and if you have CONFIRMED
do not fucking change you mind a millions times because it just ain't cool for me,
cause YOU asked ME for a favour to book the bloody slot a thousand days in advance so i do not deserve any shitty attitude from you.

DO NOT complain about your busy schedule because no one asked you to work
YOU WANNA WORK???
DEAL WITH THE PACKED SCHEDULE!!!

and no one is pushing the job of paying the deposit to you
if you dont wanna!
just say it la. i am not very good at catching hints

yes! it is another chance for me to say that you once again pang seh.
but so what??
ain't it true?
it happened too many times and i'm TOTALLY SICK OF ALL THIS FUCK.
so DO NOT conjure some speech about being disappointed with me because i use vulgarities on you because "bloody" is not a vulgarity FYI
its an expression.
and worst!!
tears do not work for me as well
i do not buy tears.
tears are cheap
give me 30 secs and i can pretend to bawl for you.
crocodile.

if i was being a bad friend, then i seriously do not know what are you.
i thinking............................
WORST!!
i can't believe you have the cheek to say that you are disappointed with me.
HELLO???
MENTAL IS IT?
can you differentiate btw right and wrong?

oh by the way, if creeping behind my back and telling people that the place that i recommended is bad is you kind of right, then you are so wrong.
people know what you are trying to do
and the can see obviously who is right or wrong.
which explains why i know.

come on! tell me your reasons(excuses)
i will pretend to listen
but its a total waste of my time

and yes! the sacred is DEFENSIVE
because you just are
or at least i think you are
its okay!
all it matters is you think that you are right
FIGHT FOR IT MAN!
go piss ten thousand more people
and get out of my face!

win tickets to beijing 2008.

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Of tractors, fields and tree climbing idoits!!

wow! its been 2 days and i'm starting to feel bored.

GIVE ME MY BOOKS BACK!!

kidding.

anyways, these two days were well spent as they leave me with yet another bag of interesting tales to share me my loyal READERS.

yes, apparently according to my reliable scource, my reader count has increased..... by one.

lets all give a warm welcome to........................................... TAN PEI SHI!!!

glad that you joined in our lonely family of one to make it two.

now, you can tango!

they look like they are lovin it aren't they??

i have changed my e mail address, so please stop e mailing me at blogformyonlyreaderchelsea@hotmail.com thanks alot!

instead, please e mail me at peishilooksdrunk@hotmail.com

AWWW! enough about my readers already.

after the Bio mcq paper, we cam whored as usual on the soccer pitch.

NOOOOOO..... not just any ordinary soccer pitch mind ya.

it's a freaking synthetic grass field, where no mud can get to your shoes eben if a tsunami comes our way.At Meridian Junior College we pride ourselves in giving our soccer boys the best ammenities they can get so they can go all out for the nationals and come back with a SILVER medal. Really.

so, for the shot of the day

chioness!

Well, on liberation day, the girls and i hit the town for an evening of fun and definitely lots of laughter

First up, we went K-BOX!!

we sang to our hearts content, from 130 to 700PM!!

actually most of them were chinese songs, so i was clueless half the time the girls were singing.

THEN, it came me and fling's turn to sing some english tunes.

some of the tunes we sang included PCD's "stick with u", Linkin Park's "in the end", Rasmus "in the shadow"

WOW! you must be wondering K BOX plays hip english songs as well?

thats uber cool, next time all the people who listen only to ang mor songs can go there and sing as well.

who says k box only for cheena ching chong people?????

patience my young apprentice.. i have yet to tell you about the part where all the music videos are of

1) tractors harvesting rice or corn fields

2) women from the 80s running slow mo on the beach

3) couples climbing trees to get intimate there!! (WTF??)

4)old cottages and road trips

WORST! while singing PCD's Stick With U, we realised the lyrics is ridiculously wrong.

And when i mean ridiculous, I MEAN IT.

its like when u see it, you will just go like ?????

okay, so this is the original lyrics of the chorus:

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever

Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u

You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby

Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

and, this was what was on the karaoke video:

I'M A STICK WITH YOU???

like huh la...

unless this is a love song for a pair of chopsticks.

ridiculous right??

wa! and worst of all.

the video for linkin park's "in the end" was like some siao woman running on a beach!

can you imagine?

how the hell do you get your rock on singing to baywatch wanna be?

but seriously, i have to say k boxing was fun

but it sure is a one off affair for me.

besides, the money spent on singing sings can be put to better use like SHOPPING!

can't wait for my next k box outing 10 years from now! woo!

P.s: next up, stay tune for umbrella.... ella... ella

Major Revamp!

hello abandoned people!!!





i know my LOYAL READERS are really disappointed.
coming in EVERYDAY to check if i have updated my blog, but to their dismay.
thanks chelsea.(i meant reader, like singular)





BUT FEAR NOT PEOPLE!(person)




since the dreaded, disgusting, bye-bye, kiss my ass A levels is over, i now have all the time in to make this blog a circus again.











But before that, i have to take up some blog formatting lessons with some kind souls that are willing to help as you can obviously see that i am still using the original default blog skin that was provided by blogger.
so for the kind souls out there that wants to help, me contact me at blogformyonlyreaderchelsea@hotmail.com






Anyway, i turned on the tv today and i happened to catch one of the advertisements for the up and coming musical "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".







No, i'm not asking anyone to catch the musical with me.
not really a fan of a lao pok invernter fixing a loa pok car to make it fly, although i would gladly choose a musical over a pop star's concert anytime.
i always believe in "to each his own" and "different people have different taste",
but come on man paying $888 for a single eye lidded man who strips to make make the girls scream their larynx out isn't my kind of quality entertainment.
ok, i'm digressing. my point is ask me out for a musical and not a concert.



As i was saying i turned on the tv and saw the advertisement.
if i dont remember wrongly, its called "first scoops on 5"
it is usually played at the last 3 minutes of the hour or at the end of the show.
the advertisement included the usual royal premier gala where all the celebrities and big shots get to go first and interviews with various celebrities like Jade Seah, Adrian Pang, Zoe Tay and Huang Bi Ren.




so, they were asking them how was the musical and all
and Huang Bi Ren replied "tech-ni-culleh woond-derfull"
like with the bri-ish accent and all
i think its damn hilariousits obvious that she is trying very hard especially when they feature her beside power speakers like Adrian Pang and Jade Seah who are both hosts for english variety shows.
lets not talk about zoe tay here.
at least she doesn't sound like she's trying to slang or anything.
i was wondering, do you really need to have an accent to appear "smart"?
and why must it always be an ang mor accent, british or american.
people always say "oh.. i think it so cool the ang mors. so nice when they speak. got accent one. i also want to speak like that"
but so do the Thais and the viets or the philippinas




Thai man: "come on guys, time to do our sweshing"(strecthing) or "nelo very unstable cannot bah lance(balance)- this is courtesy or our dearly beloved and missed captain vasin




Phillippna maid: "Mam, today i cook propet phish(promfet fish) ok? beri guuud to eat"(thanks to my maid)







when i turn on the tv and i see taiwaness artist speaking with an american accent, i get totally turned off, i dunno why.
like when they say the word dance, they say it as "dence"
and when they say class, they say it as "clairs"
these are the few examples only.
and there's the classic Hong Kong drama where people sing birthday songs
"Happy birs-day to you!"
you know what i'm talking about right??







i think people should really start to embrace their own identity and not try to put on a facade and give false impressions
and putting ang mors on the pedastal is not the way to go either
i have to agree that the are uber good looking, have nice eyes, nose, lashes, hair, body and most probably their pi sai or even their cells are nicer than ours too la.(singaporean)
Even i have my very own "i wish i was born an ang mor" moment
but not to the extreme of worshipping them.





i have friends saying "i'll NEVER date a chinese singaporean! so cheena!"
or they would only date ang mors if they ever get a chance.
what do you think?





i for example, think that local guys aren't as bad as some think they are
cheena people mix with cheena people and non cheenas do the same
they call that "birds of a feather flock together"
speaking chinese or listening to chinese songs doesn't necessarily mean cheena.
if that's people's definition of cheena then you're probably gonna end up in a nunnery in the later part of your life because you think very easy to get an ang mor boyfriend is it?
i admit that my chinese is not really fantastic and i would never ever speak the language if i ever have to(because its way to difficult for me. speak a bit faster and i'm lost)
but i stil do enjoy chinese dramas alot and the occasional chinese songs recommended by the girls.





anyway, i think i've had enough of being a preacher women for the day.
"People, dear fellow brothers and sisters who stand before me. Raise your right hand and reach for the sky and take you left hand and feel you heart! FEEL WHO YOU ARE! EMBRACE YOUR SOUL! YOUR PERSONALITY! your culture, your jet black hair, your single eyelids, your Las and Lors. Tell yourselves YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! don't be embarassed of your own heritage and i'm sure you'll be able to appreciate more wonders life have to offer!"





i shall end of here now
gotta go meet my ang mor boyfriend for an appointment at the hair salon to dye my hair blonde.
tata peeps.
peace out. *thumps chest and kisses fingers"

p.s: go check out the commercial if you have the time. and amazing race asia 2 premieres tomorrow night! wohoo!

p.s.s: i'm sorry i can't seem to get the spacings right. how come like that?????

take care dude...

marcus messaged me abt the dismiss of his granny yesterday.

i'm sure god has better plans for her.

take care dude.

i miss you guys.

it's like a battlefield out there.

i'm so tired.

Au revoir, mac ritchie

i bade farewell to my 2nd home for the past 3 years this afternoon.

i'll always remember the:

1)crazy inhuman times i'll have to wake up, just to get there by 830am
2)long bus journeys on bus 59 or 93
3)overhead bridge with never ending stairs that i have to climb just to get to mac ritchie
4)crazy aunty after you get down the bridge who always asks for coins for notes.(by always ends up with the excuse of not having the right amount, so you'll just end up giving her like $2 worth of coins for free)
5)smelly shed where we keep our smelly equipments beacuse we never wash them
6)naughty moneys that stole wei kangs unopened bag of Doritos and 2 of my really cute pink tupperware bottles.
7)rotting fruits along the pavements that never fails to make me barf
8)pathway to the reservoir where you can choose either the ram or the stairs(i still dun understand why would anyone take the stairs???)
9)stupid bougeinvilla plants that poked me so badly once
10)the smell of unprocessed reservoir water
11)Paddle Lodge- that brings good and bad memories
12)that sacarstic person inside the paddle lodge. hope she breaks up with you soon!
13)china man that we sacked 2 years ago:-)
14)nice bulgarian national team coach that intimidates me a little.
15)MAC RITCHIE reservoir of course
16)floating pontoons that gets really hot under the sun and burns our feet
17)ants and UNHATCHED ants that called our boats home and built their nests inside
18)the slightly muddy yet surprisingly refreshing taste of the reservoir water
19)the poor tortoise that i once scooped while i was paddling and sent it flying in the sir and plop back into the water again
20)long forest 10km trail runs
21)the 1000m mark
22)500m mark
23)the finish line
24)the little fountain by the 250m mark that always causes a little wave
25)paddlers from other schools that i admire and detest(just the minority)
26)miss lim screaming by my ear telling me to not punch down and rotate more
27)me telling myself that i wanna stop but always managed to finish any monsterous programme
28)my purple Unfair advantage and blue on black nelo and raptor
29)Mr Sng
30)Miss Lim
31)the push ups for late coming(record of 900 contributed by priscilla)
32)warm up runs up the high and long ram
33)nice hwa chong girls
34)funny _nj people running and training like robots
35)funny _nj people punching and kickboxing air
36)the countless competitions i had
37)the SILVER medal presentation(i swear i will break the curse!!!!)
36the loud "meridian canoeing warriors" woosh

and the list goes on.........................................................................

you'll stay in a special place i promise. every piece of leave and drop of water stays vivid in my mind.
thank you for the wonderful time i had.
its goodbye for now

raeb yddet lookalike

side profile.

hey girls... look like right??????????????

the classic light bulb joke

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy mugging so that they will not get retain.

i've got the study blues

what's better then a moo sandwhich??
two moo sandwhiches!!
in fact 3. i had 3 moo sandwhiches throughout my 15 mins of intensive studying for the day.
talk about concentrating

anyway, speaking abt studying.
i tried the stupid study university and peg words method(wtf does peg means anyway??)
DOESN'T WORKS!!!
probably gotta spend more time memorising that my tumb is suppose to be a tie and my index finger is supposed to be noah and my middle finger is ma(?????) instead
stupid stuff.

Mr Tan gave me this box of highlighters yesterday beacause i was a pupil who was "consistent with her work and did all he work deligently while he was away"
when he said that, chelsea gave me the death stare because she couldn't believe it
i couldn't believe it myself either.
i took like forever to hand in theRJC paper.
like after he gave back the answer scheme and all.
heh.

so it's time to hit the books again
freaking LT5 for math next term.
so who's gonna pinch/smack me when i fall aspleep during lecture now??

p.s: i hate the line dancer! ur prancing irritates me!

MR UR HEAD!

It's MISS sng li ying jacqueline for crying out loud!

webmaster, go buy more shirts and open your eyes!

season.

jacq: did u catch survivor last week? damn! i missed it

sam: yup! blah blah blah....(not important)

jacq: really? so yul won the whole thing la?? yey!!!

sam: i prefer ozzy.

jacq: ...........

sam: did u catch other seasons?

jacq: yeah... except marqueses. it's so predictatble!

sam: i thought it's quite okay? so what's your favourite season?

jacq: AUTUM!!! i love the weather!!!

li ju: blur face+about to laugh face

sam: oh.. okay.. i like that too.(still oblivious to what has happened)

jacq: eh.........were u talking abt survivor???!!!!

li ju: that's why!!! why u say autum? den why samatha still pretend that nothing happened??

sam: i thought i heard africa or something.

sometimes, i crack myself up... HAHA!*crack*

hi abandoned people!

i'm back. but can't promise i will blog religiously.

just some rants

cut my hair at the start of this year

there's this kinda this mushroom shaped inverted bob, edna mode thing going on.

I REALLY HATE IT!

but everyone gotta disagree and say i look betta with this "fungus" hairstyle.

like wassup??

anyway. we got our year book.

and wat do you know?

unglam pictures of me right blown up so BIG!

when i look at that photo even i wanna slap that me in the photo

i look like i'm telling the everyone "come slap me! SLAP ME!"

the canoeing team is so taken for granted in the college. you see tennis, sailing and soccer with preety pictures and cover ups on the college magazine and stuff all the time.

and the one time when they decide to do one for canoeing, it has to be so sloppy.

the photo shoot was done quite hastily.

you can tell from the photo right?

they said to ACT FIERCE la

then we have wei jie smilling so brightly

priscilla still deciding whether to smile or not

junjie doing a very successful fierce face

and me, doing a "come slap me face"

AND THEY DECIDE TO USE THIS ONE????!!!

we took many other nicer shots okay.

we train so hard get treated so badly.

why??

life's unfair.

SO UNFAIR.

so i have done my fair share of blogging already.

so stop asking me when i'm gonna blog again okay

i promise it's gonna be very soon.

like- after my a levels

for now, i'm gonna go shampoo my mushroom, burn the year book and stare at the integration notes and fall into a deep slumber.

the word intergration alone already makes me slee........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i found the 'picture'!!!!!!!!

broken

but i asked first.

and you promised.

Kingdom of Heaven trailer

this is the show that i'm talking about!
enjoy:-)

chelsea! these are the cheetah girls.

Cheetah girls- cinderella (full)

"Cinderella"

[GALLERIA:]
When I was just a little girl,
My mama used to tuck me into bed,
And she'd read me a story.

[CHANEL:]
It always was about a princess in distress
And how a guy would save her
And end up with the glory.

[DORINDA:]
I'd lie in bed
And think about
The person that I wanted to be,

[AQUA:]
Then one day I realized
The fairy tale life wasn?t for me.

[CHORUS ? ALL:]
I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free (Come and set me free)
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna be
No, no, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

[ALL:]
Someday I'm gonna find Someone
Who wants my soul, heart and mind
Whos not afraid to show that he loves me
Somebody who will understand im happy just the way i am
Dont need nobody taking care of me
(i will be there)I will be there for him just as strong as he will be there for me
when i give myself then it has got to be an equal thing

[CHORUS ? ALL:]
I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free (Come and set me free)
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna be
No, no, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

[ALL:]
I can slay (I can slay) my own dragons. (My own dragons)
I can dream my own dreams. (My own dreams)
My knight in shining armor (shining armor) is me.
So I'm gonna set me free.

[CHORUS ? ALL:]
I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free.
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side

I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody (oh -Oh) to come and set me free.
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna depend
on, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody (oh -Oh)to come and set me free.
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna depend
on, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

testing 123

just trying to test an error..
the cow jumped over the moon
jacqueline is so pretty
chelsea is not
yanyan is a bear
peishi is a fish
i miss wee wee
can't wait to go hong kong

where's your kingdom of heaven?

i officially caught the "Kingdom of Heaven" starring Olando Bloom(!!!!) 4 times.
twice at the theatres and twice on cable.
anyone on for another session?

for the superficail reasons, it stars gorgeouse Olando Bloom in a knight's suit, riding a horse.
who can resist that???

well, other than that, this is actually a very good movie which touches on many issues that really needs serious pondering like faith and religion, war and love.

the summary of this story is that the Christians and the Islams are fighting to gain control over the holy city, Jeruselem.
When the right hand man of the king,Godfree, a knight is about to die, he calls upon his handsome son Ballian, who is a blacksmith to protect the holy land, the king and its people.
this handsome son of his comes and turns out to be even more capable than his father, gaining the king's trust.
For the villans, jealous brother in law of the king, who will take over the throne once the king dies of his disease, finds ways and means to bring Ballin down and to create animosity between the muslims and the christians
...................................................................................................................................
in the end, Balian led their army and faught bravely against the muslims, but surrenders Jeruselem to them to avoid more bloodshed.

what is really interesting about the show is that at the end, when Balian asks Salladin what is Jerusellem worth, Salladin said nothing, everything.
HOW CAN NOTHING BE EVERYTHING???
nothing den fight for what???

for the final battle when the christians are about to lose
the priest, which is supposed to be the super holy and pious one actually said:
"Convert to Isam, repent later."
it's freaking ironic to hear it coming out from a priest.

i've been thinking about it for a long time.
what does havign a religion actually mean?
my parents are buddhist, so by default, i'm supposed to be one as well.
but does it work this way?
i believe that every religion seeks to bring out the best in everyone.
teaching right moral values like not killing, not backstabbing, that kind of stuff.
so why are peole from different religion trying to bring one another down?

i believe religion is in your mind and your heart.
it's basically a matter of choice.
everyday, you choose if you want to do good or evil.
simple as that.
you do not have to build to fancy fancy buildings
go to places of worship, abstain from certain food
or make huge sacrifices just to prove you are a good person.

this movie allows one to think alot
good food for thought, now that we are so free with the holidays coming

catch it on start movie or DVD

social requirement or social option???

i remember doing a comprehension just a week or two ago.
a comprehension which i did badly in
the application question was "is feeding the hungry a moral requirement or moral option?"
i wrote it has to be a moral requirement- that was how i felt
but after asking around-- i changed it to moral option.

i kinda regretted my choice
firstly, i didn't write about how i really felt about the issue
and secondly, it was probably why i did so badly for that test(i could've written much more if i had stuck to what i believed)

into the topic.
since i didn't do the issue justice the last time, i shall try again

i really believe that helping the poor, feeding the hungry and all is a moral requirement
the comprehension mention(ed)<--- can someone tell me if it is past or present tense?(mr tan never fails to circle this word whenever i do a comprehension) that some expert Dr. blah(can't remember his name) believes that we should just let the hungry die- to end their sufferings
he believes that it is the "survival of the fittest" and it is nature's way of eliminating the weaker species.

for me, i do not agree with him at all
tell me how you feel when you looked at those pictures?
they are like just the most unlucky bunch of kids i know
do they wanna be born in an area where food is so scarce?
do they even have a choice?
i have to admit
i throw most of my rice away every dinner no matter how my mum screams at me at the dinner table.
but apart from that i still wanna help these people.

i feel that it is human nature to help
and i so do not think that anyone just sit and watch people struggle
i know that Singaporeans are very weary of donation drives after the NKF incident
but we shouldn't let one bad experience stop us from what we believe in right?

i know helping someone may seem uncool and all
but the sense of satisfaction you get after that is priceless- you can quote me on that
i know that
because i feel the same way
let the angels do the helping. we just sit and laugh at them
but when i saw this blind lady who needed help, it just came naturally
and don't laugh, cause it felt good

lend someone a helping hand the next time
you won't regret it

my ruler, my pal.

through streaming
through all my F9s
through my o levels
through all the graphs
through all the BEET ROOT!
through the itch
through it all.
you stood by me.
always there sitting in my pencil case
green, you may look weird,
and green is so not my colour,
but accuracy, you have proven us wrong.
4 years of friednship,
we have come a long way.
my ruler, my pal.
thanks for being there- always.

pirate where??

pirates of the carribean.
our team for be yourself day.
i guess you have to stretch you imagination a little to imagine a pirate out of anyone us.
but... of well...
i guess this speaks alot of the class spirit that we have huh?
food for thought 06s307.

what do u want to be when you grow up?

these jump shots are dedicated to this poor photographer who spent many years in photography school but sadly... DON'T KNOW how to take one.
p.s: you do not need a sky for a jump shot to be nice!!
and even i take noicer pictures than you!!



what do you want to be when you grow up?
i bet most of us have done countless compositions on this back when we were in primary school.

me?
i can't answer that.
BUT
i can tell you wat i NOT want to be.

A photographer.
a fucking photographer that goes to school to take class photos for students

first of all.
what's up with the funny accent?
are you hoping to appear more sophisticated like that?
my look on it?
you sound sophisticatedly RIDICULOUS!!!

and please button up your shirt.
you don't come into a learning institution bearing half of your chest which is not that fantastic to look at in the first place.
puke!!!

and do not try to go all high tech and use digital cameras when you only end up losing the files that you have taken.
AND
don't blame in on the students!!
you fucking lost the files okay
admit it!!
all we have to do is take one of those shit shots again where we stick out our hands like some pro Nazi.

i am not questioning your professionalism.
i KNOW you SUCK!!!

have you seen the leaders' and teachers' board?
those people take photographs
you just hold the camera and pretend to take some photos and end up losing them

oh and one more thing.
if you happen to ask for someone's opinion or ideas...
DON'T
cause you don't fucking use them anyway!!
you just insist that people still their arses into some bush and "pretent" to be growing out from some lily patch

WTF???
"oh i think it's so cool. i will capture you in a way that you heads will be just sticking out of the flowers"(in the weirdest accent you can ever think of)
sorry to bust your bubble.
that was some shitass idea you have

and abt being a thorn?
who are you to comment who's a thorn or not?
i mean.
have you looked at the mirror recently you freak?
YOU ARE THE THORN.
you weird accented nipple showing file losing shitass idea-ed piece of thorn.

this entry is dedicated to you
to remind you what a fucking bitch you are
but pay back's a bigger bitch than you!!!

shit does happens.. lightning strikes twice(or even thrice)

this is a make up entry for the last shit entry that i made.

S.U.A.Y
the only word i can think of for the whole of this shit week that i sadly, had to go through
where's the freaking remote when you need it to fast forward everything.

monday:
what can be worst?
starting the day with 2 periods of econs TUTORIAL was enough to ionise every electron in my HOT body. :->
or having to hand in some stupid concept map where you just copy everything wholesale from the notes and call it ur own!!!save the trees man. isn't like one set of notes enough? like seriously.... "i feel that the note are COMPREHENSIVE enough" (whahahaha)

Tuesday:
can't really remember what happened on tuesday
but i know it ended at like 505??
bad enough

Wednesday:
woke up late.
didn't bathe.
ran all the way to the stupid hall cause i was on the dot
smelt like shit cause i didn't bathe and i was sweating profusely from al the running(talk abt fit)
was told that we had to attend some stupid "senior servant" diaglog session
going for the dialog session instead of going for some chinese cross talk comp
like it would make any difference
........IMAGINE.........
you see two jokers standing on stage
they are holding this wooden thing where they use it to see noodles last time
den it starts!!!:
tok tok tok tok tok. toktok
i say, you say, i say wat???
chinese rules! chinese rules!
.......................................
i wasn't there
thank god
but that was how i imagine it to be.

not done with wednesday,
having some joker telling me that the competition was more interesting
having some joker forcing me to go watch the people "tok" the wooden thing
having some joker leave the talk for the "tok the wooden thing comp"
guess that was the only good thing that happened the whole shit week!
WTF???

Thursaday:
being told to dress like a pirate for teachers day.
??????
being told to buy potatoe chips enough for 25 people and bring it to pasir ris park dressed like a pirate
??????
rebuttal:
however, i feel that all the negativities that happened on thursday also brought about many good in the course
it made me realise how people with Y chromosomes are so useless, casue they did not even offer to help.
counter arguement:
all of the people with Y chromosomes except for 1
the tall very tall very very skinny and fair Zhi tang a.k.a peter crouch who offered to make Poh piahs for the class.
so nice of you zhi tang. thanks for volunteering(do u wanna buy the chips as well??)
and some bear in the class really stood her ground today when she told another joker to stop sa-boing their own friends just because he wants to answer the maths question himself.
you go BEAR!(naynay--->unscramble this difficult code)

however as i mention in my thesis statment, SHIT happens
in the evening while i was studying in school, some tsunami struck me, sending me running to the toilet to hide from it
chelsea and yan yan were great help though
if not for them, i would've drowned

Friday:
maths test.
dun even wanna talk about it.
pe was fun
played floorball
DEN
the tsunami struck again during bio tutorial
it sent me running like some ah siao to the toilet to hide again
chelsea really saved my life
thanks girl.... i promise to do the same to you if you ever need my services
the tsunami caused us to be late for bio lect
and after bio lect i was late for gp again
sorry Mr Tan. we really didn't mean it.

okay.... that sums up this whole shit monday to friday.
i just realised its like 2am, and i'm still awake telling you how bad my week has been
such a loser.
just like this week
your life is you, and you are your life
loser life+loser me= jacqueline in pirate wear carrying chips listening to jokers crap and tok on stupid wooden stuff.

where's the remote??????????????
fast-forward please.......................................................................................................................................

happy national day!!!

deceided to post something on this very much abandoned blog.
it's been a long time huh?
let's see what you guys have missed. not that anyone reads what's going on my blog constantly, but yeah. you get what i mean right?? just trying to be humble.
canoeing is officially taking a break from my life. really need to get my ass down to studying to make it next year.
i'm not really feeling the heat yet. but i'm doing something about it though.
people in my school or class are crazy. they really push themselves alot.
like some bear(who?) cut yourself some slack ya.
actually i have alot to say
but can't really think now.
this blog entry stinks.
but it's a numbers game.
i'll come up with something betta.(in another 4 months time!!!)

p.s: if you noticed, the title of my blog has nothing to do with it's content. i really can't think!!!

check out this video. love it

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7LI-YZDcc

i just wanna say i don't every want this to end. never. however all good things come to an end one day and this is no exception.

having to stand down from canoeing.. the feeling ain't that all pretty. it's like breaking up with my significant half.

when u realli like something. u sacrifice. without complaints.
yet then again those are terms in which others use.
to u. all u want to do is to give. the more the merrier.
all u want is this to last forever.

just yesterday i was alone at home. taking a moment to finally absorb in the past ongoings.. something in which i could nv have the time to do during those precious moments. basically becos it was happening all too quickly. i was depressed. i still am. wad's life gonna be without canoeing? all those Time that i've invested....i wanna give more.... feels like it's not enff. yet there isn't anything i can do now can i?

i don't want to see the light. i don't want this to be a memory. i don't ever want this to end.

i've moved on many times. each time gaining the admiration from pple tt find it hard to do so. yet now, i refuse to choose the path of letting go. cos it only means letting it become another chapter of my life.. classifying it is not going to make me a happier person this time round... letting go means admitting defeat to time. why. why is it that time is always a factor? why?

MJ canoeing means everything. we are strong as one. when im feeling low, the passion emitting from every single one of them rises my spirit almost naturally. my mind, body, soul revolves around it.
the mornings.93.the shed.the lifevests.the boats.tadpole.214B2.the warm-ups.the 'dozens'the 1k mark.the 500 markthe 250 markthe 200 markthe 125 markthe platforms.the greenery. the lanes.the water. the draggyness. the wash ups. the barefootness. 156. bishan. the talks. the laughters. the smiles. the bonds formed. the sunburns. ahh. there's so much to it.. u'll have to go thro it personally to understand wad i mean...

for now let me drown in my own depression for it means nv to have to let go...





michelle

not jac here! haha

looooove this song..