the classic light bulb joke

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy mugging so that they will not get retain.

i've got the study blues

what's better then a moo sandwhich??
two moo sandwhiches!!
in fact 3. i had 3 moo sandwhiches throughout my 15 mins of intensive studying for the day.
talk about concentrating

anyway, speaking abt studying.
i tried the stupid study university and peg words method(wtf does peg means anyway??)
DOESN'T WORKS!!!
probably gotta spend more time memorising that my tumb is suppose to be a tie and my index finger is supposed to be noah and my middle finger is ma(?????) instead
stupid stuff.

Mr Tan gave me this box of highlighters yesterday beacause i was a pupil who was "consistent with her work and did all he work deligently while he was away"
when he said that, chelsea gave me the death stare because she couldn't believe it
i couldn't believe it myself either.
i took like forever to hand in theRJC paper.
like after he gave back the answer scheme and all.
heh.

so it's time to hit the books again
freaking LT5 for math next term.
so who's gonna pinch/smack me when i fall aspleep during lecture now??

p.s: i hate the line dancer! ur prancing irritates me!

MR UR HEAD!

It's MISS sng li ying jacqueline for crying out loud!

webmaster, go buy more shirts and open your eyes!

season.

jacq: did u catch survivor last week? damn! i missed it

sam: yup! blah blah blah....(not important)

jacq: really? so yul won the whole thing la?? yey!!!

sam: i prefer ozzy.

jacq: ...........

sam: did u catch other seasons?

jacq: yeah... except marqueses. it's so predictatble!

sam: i thought it's quite okay? so what's your favourite season?

jacq: AUTUM!!! i love the weather!!!

li ju: blur face+about to laugh face

sam: oh.. okay.. i like that too.(still oblivious to what has happened)

jacq: eh.........were u talking abt survivor???!!!!

li ju: that's why!!! why u say autum? den why samatha still pretend that nothing happened??

sam: i thought i heard africa or something.

sometimes, i crack myself up... HAHA!*crack*

hi abandoned people!

i'm back. but can't promise i will blog religiously.

just some rants

cut my hair at the start of this year

there's this kinda this mushroom shaped inverted bob, edna mode thing going on.

I REALLY HATE IT!

but everyone gotta disagree and say i look betta with this "fungus" hairstyle.

like wassup??

anyway. we got our year book.

and wat do you know?

unglam pictures of me right blown up so BIG!

when i look at that photo even i wanna slap that me in the photo

i look like i'm telling the everyone "come slap me! SLAP ME!"

the canoeing team is so taken for granted in the college. you see tennis, sailing and soccer with preety pictures and cover ups on the college magazine and stuff all the time.

and the one time when they decide to do one for canoeing, it has to be so sloppy.

the photo shoot was done quite hastily.

you can tell from the photo right?

they said to ACT FIERCE la

then we have wei jie smilling so brightly

priscilla still deciding whether to smile or not

junjie doing a very successful fierce face

and me, doing a "come slap me face"

AND THEY DECIDE TO USE THIS ONE????!!!

we took many other nicer shots okay.

we train so hard get treated so badly.

why??

life's unfair.

SO UNFAIR.

so i have done my fair share of blogging already.

so stop asking me when i'm gonna blog again okay

i promise it's gonna be very soon.

like- after my a levels

for now, i'm gonna go shampoo my mushroom, burn the year book and stare at the integration notes and fall into a deep slumber.

the word intergration alone already makes me slee........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i found the 'picture'!!!!!!!!

broken

but i asked first.

and you promised.

Kingdom of Heaven trailer

this is the show that i'm talking about!
enjoy:-)

chelsea! these are the cheetah girls.

Cheetah girls- cinderella (full)

"Cinderella"

[GALLERIA:]
When I was just a little girl,
My mama used to tuck me into bed,
And she'd read me a story.

[CHANEL:]
It always was about a princess in distress
And how a guy would save her
And end up with the glory.

[DORINDA:]
I'd lie in bed
And think about
The person that I wanted to be,

[AQUA:]
Then one day I realized
The fairy tale life wasn?t for me.

[CHORUS ? ALL:]
I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free (Come and set me free)
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna be
No, no, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

[ALL:]
Someday I'm gonna find Someone
Who wants my soul, heart and mind
Whos not afraid to show that he loves me
Somebody who will understand im happy just the way i am
Dont need nobody taking care of me
(i will be there)I will be there for him just as strong as he will be there for me
when i give myself then it has got to be an equal thing

[CHORUS ? ALL:]
I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free (Come and set me free)
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna be
No, no, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

[ALL:]
I can slay (I can slay) my own dragons. (My own dragons)
I can dream my own dreams. (My own dreams)
My knight in shining armor (shining armor) is me.
So I'm gonna set me free.

[CHORUS ? ALL:]
I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free.
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side

I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody (oh -Oh) to come and set me free.
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna depend
on, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

I don?t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody (oh -Oh)to come and set me free.
I don?t wanna be like someone waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
Oh no will survive
Unless somebody's on my side
Don't wanna depend
on, no one else.
I?d rather rescue myself.

testing 123

just trying to test an error..
the cow jumped over the moon
jacqueline is so pretty
chelsea is not
yanyan is a bear
peishi is a fish
i miss wee wee
can't wait to go hong kong

where's your kingdom of heaven?

i officially caught the "Kingdom of Heaven" starring Olando Bloom(!!!!) 4 times.
twice at the theatres and twice on cable.
anyone on for another session?

for the superficail reasons, it stars gorgeouse Olando Bloom in a knight's suit, riding a horse.
who can resist that???

well, other than that, this is actually a very good movie which touches on many issues that really needs serious pondering like faith and religion, war and love.

the summary of this story is that the Christians and the Islams are fighting to gain control over the holy city, Jeruselem.
When the right hand man of the king,Godfree, a knight is about to die, he calls upon his handsome son Ballian, who is a blacksmith to protect the holy land, the king and its people.
this handsome son of his comes and turns out to be even more capable than his father, gaining the king's trust.
For the villans, jealous brother in law of the king, who will take over the throne once the king dies of his disease, finds ways and means to bring Ballin down and to create animosity between the muslims and the christians
...................................................................................................................................
in the end, Balian led their army and faught bravely against the muslims, but surrenders Jeruselem to them to avoid more bloodshed.

what is really interesting about the show is that at the end, when Balian asks Salladin what is Jerusellem worth, Salladin said nothing, everything.
HOW CAN NOTHING BE EVERYTHING???
nothing den fight for what???

for the final battle when the christians are about to lose
the priest, which is supposed to be the super holy and pious one actually said:
"Convert to Isam, repent later."
it's freaking ironic to hear it coming out from a priest.

i've been thinking about it for a long time.
what does havign a religion actually mean?
my parents are buddhist, so by default, i'm supposed to be one as well.
but does it work this way?
i believe that every religion seeks to bring out the best in everyone.
teaching right moral values like not killing, not backstabbing, that kind of stuff.
so why are peole from different religion trying to bring one another down?

i believe religion is in your mind and your heart.
it's basically a matter of choice.
everyday, you choose if you want to do good or evil.
simple as that.
you do not have to build to fancy fancy buildings
go to places of worship, abstain from certain food
or make huge sacrifices just to prove you are a good person.

this movie allows one to think alot
good food for thought, now that we are so free with the holidays coming

catch it on start movie or DVD

social requirement or social option???

i remember doing a comprehension just a week or two ago.
a comprehension which i did badly in
the application question was "is feeding the hungry a moral requirement or moral option?"
i wrote it has to be a moral requirement- that was how i felt
but after asking around-- i changed it to moral option.

i kinda regretted my choice
firstly, i didn't write about how i really felt about the issue
and secondly, it was probably why i did so badly for that test(i could've written much more if i had stuck to what i believed)

into the topic.
since i didn't do the issue justice the last time, i shall try again

i really believe that helping the poor, feeding the hungry and all is a moral requirement
the comprehension mention(ed)<--- can someone tell me if it is past or present tense?(mr tan never fails to circle this word whenever i do a comprehension) that some expert Dr. blah(can't remember his name) believes that we should just let the hungry die- to end their sufferings
he believes that it is the "survival of the fittest" and it is nature's way of eliminating the weaker species.

for me, i do not agree with him at all
tell me how you feel when you looked at those pictures?
they are like just the most unlucky bunch of kids i know
do they wanna be born in an area where food is so scarce?
do they even have a choice?
i have to admit
i throw most of my rice away every dinner no matter how my mum screams at me at the dinner table.
but apart from that i still wanna help these people.

i feel that it is human nature to help
and i so do not think that anyone just sit and watch people struggle
i know that Singaporeans are very weary of donation drives after the NKF incident
but we shouldn't let one bad experience stop us from what we believe in right?

i know helping someone may seem uncool and all
but the sense of satisfaction you get after that is priceless- you can quote me on that
i know that
because i feel the same way
let the angels do the helping. we just sit and laugh at them
but when i saw this blind lady who needed help, it just came naturally
and don't laugh, cause it felt good

lend someone a helping hand the next time
you won't regret it

my ruler, my pal.

through streaming
through all my F9s
through my o levels
through all the graphs
through all the BEET ROOT!
through the itch
through it all.
you stood by me.
always there sitting in my pencil case
green, you may look weird,
and green is so not my colour,
but accuracy, you have proven us wrong.
4 years of friednship,
we have come a long way.
my ruler, my pal.
thanks for being there- always.

pirate where??

pirates of the carribean.
our team for be yourself day.
i guess you have to stretch you imagination a little to imagine a pirate out of anyone us.
but... of well...
i guess this speaks alot of the class spirit that we have huh?
food for thought 06s307.

what do u want to be when you grow up?

these jump shots are dedicated to this poor photographer who spent many years in photography school but sadly... DON'T KNOW how to take one.
p.s: you do not need a sky for a jump shot to be nice!!
and even i take noicer pictures than you!!



what do you want to be when you grow up?
i bet most of us have done countless compositions on this back when we were in primary school.

me?
i can't answer that.
BUT
i can tell you wat i NOT want to be.

A photographer.
a fucking photographer that goes to school to take class photos for students

first of all.
what's up with the funny accent?
are you hoping to appear more sophisticated like that?
my look on it?
you sound sophisticatedly RIDICULOUS!!!

and please button up your shirt.
you don't come into a learning institution bearing half of your chest which is not that fantastic to look at in the first place.
puke!!!

and do not try to go all high tech and use digital cameras when you only end up losing the files that you have taken.
AND
don't blame in on the students!!
you fucking lost the files okay
admit it!!
all we have to do is take one of those shit shots again where we stick out our hands like some pro Nazi.

i am not questioning your professionalism.
i KNOW you SUCK!!!

have you seen the leaders' and teachers' board?
those people take photographs
you just hold the camera and pretend to take some photos and end up losing them

oh and one more thing.
if you happen to ask for someone's opinion or ideas...
DON'T
cause you don't fucking use them anyway!!
you just insist that people still their arses into some bush and "pretent" to be growing out from some lily patch

WTF???
"oh i think it's so cool. i will capture you in a way that you heads will be just sticking out of the flowers"(in the weirdest accent you can ever think of)
sorry to bust your bubble.
that was some shitass idea you have

and abt being a thorn?
who are you to comment who's a thorn or not?
i mean.
have you looked at the mirror recently you freak?
YOU ARE THE THORN.
you weird accented nipple showing file losing shitass idea-ed piece of thorn.

this entry is dedicated to you
to remind you what a fucking bitch you are
but pay back's a bigger bitch than you!!!

shit does happens.. lightning strikes twice(or even thrice)

this is a make up entry for the last shit entry that i made.

S.U.A.Y
the only word i can think of for the whole of this shit week that i sadly, had to go through
where's the freaking remote when you need it to fast forward everything.

monday:
what can be worst?
starting the day with 2 periods of econs TUTORIAL was enough to ionise every electron in my HOT body. :->
or having to hand in some stupid concept map where you just copy everything wholesale from the notes and call it ur own!!!save the trees man. isn't like one set of notes enough? like seriously.... "i feel that the note are COMPREHENSIVE enough" (whahahaha)

Tuesday:
can't really remember what happened on tuesday
but i know it ended at like 505??
bad enough

Wednesday:
woke up late.
didn't bathe.
ran all the way to the stupid hall cause i was on the dot
smelt like shit cause i didn't bathe and i was sweating profusely from al the running(talk abt fit)
was told that we had to attend some stupid "senior servant" diaglog session
going for the dialog session instead of going for some chinese cross talk comp
like it would make any difference
........IMAGINE.........
you see two jokers standing on stage
they are holding this wooden thing where they use it to see noodles last time
den it starts!!!:
tok tok tok tok tok. toktok
i say, you say, i say wat???
chinese rules! chinese rules!
.......................................
i wasn't there
thank god
but that was how i imagine it to be.

not done with wednesday,
having some joker telling me that the competition was more interesting
having some joker forcing me to go watch the people "tok" the wooden thing
having some joker leave the talk for the "tok the wooden thing comp"
guess that was the only good thing that happened the whole shit week!
WTF???

Thursaday:
being told to dress like a pirate for teachers day.
??????
being told to buy potatoe chips enough for 25 people and bring it to pasir ris park dressed like a pirate
??????
rebuttal:
however, i feel that all the negativities that happened on thursday also brought about many good in the course
it made me realise how people with Y chromosomes are so useless, casue they did not even offer to help.
counter arguement:
all of the people with Y chromosomes except for 1
the tall very tall very very skinny and fair Zhi tang a.k.a peter crouch who offered to make Poh piahs for the class.
so nice of you zhi tang. thanks for volunteering(do u wanna buy the chips as well??)
and some bear in the class really stood her ground today when she told another joker to stop sa-boing their own friends just because he wants to answer the maths question himself.
you go BEAR!(naynay--->unscramble this difficult code)

however as i mention in my thesis statment, SHIT happens
in the evening while i was studying in school, some tsunami struck me, sending me running to the toilet to hide from it
chelsea and yan yan were great help though
if not for them, i would've drowned

Friday:
maths test.
dun even wanna talk about it.
pe was fun
played floorball
DEN
the tsunami struck again during bio tutorial
it sent me running like some ah siao to the toilet to hide again
chelsea really saved my life
thanks girl.... i promise to do the same to you if you ever need my services
the tsunami caused us to be late for bio lect
and after bio lect i was late for gp again
sorry Mr Tan. we really didn't mean it.

okay.... that sums up this whole shit monday to friday.
i just realised its like 2am, and i'm still awake telling you how bad my week has been
such a loser.
just like this week
your life is you, and you are your life
loser life+loser me= jacqueline in pirate wear carrying chips listening to jokers crap and tok on stupid wooden stuff.

where's the remote??????????????
fast-forward please.......................................................................................................................................

happy national day!!!

deceided to post something on this very much abandoned blog.
it's been a long time huh?
let's see what you guys have missed. not that anyone reads what's going on my blog constantly, but yeah. you get what i mean right?? just trying to be humble.
canoeing is officially taking a break from my life. really need to get my ass down to studying to make it next year.
i'm not really feeling the heat yet. but i'm doing something about it though.
people in my school or class are crazy. they really push themselves alot.
like some bear(who?) cut yourself some slack ya.
actually i have alot to say
but can't really think now.
this blog entry stinks.
but it's a numbers game.
i'll come up with something betta.(in another 4 months time!!!)

p.s: if you noticed, the title of my blog has nothing to do with it's content. i really can't think!!!

check out this video. love it

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7LI-YZDcc

i just wanna say i don't every want this to end. never. however all good things come to an end one day and this is no exception.

having to stand down from canoeing.. the feeling ain't that all pretty. it's like breaking up with my significant half.

when u realli like something. u sacrifice. without complaints.
yet then again those are terms in which others use.
to u. all u want to do is to give. the more the merrier.
all u want is this to last forever.

just yesterday i was alone at home. taking a moment to finally absorb in the past ongoings.. something in which i could nv have the time to do during those precious moments. basically becos it was happening all too quickly. i was depressed. i still am. wad's life gonna be without canoeing? all those Time that i've invested....i wanna give more.... feels like it's not enff. yet there isn't anything i can do now can i?

i don't want to see the light. i don't want this to be a memory. i don't ever want this to end.

i've moved on many times. each time gaining the admiration from pple tt find it hard to do so. yet now, i refuse to choose the path of letting go. cos it only means letting it become another chapter of my life.. classifying it is not going to make me a happier person this time round... letting go means admitting defeat to time. why. why is it that time is always a factor? why?

MJ canoeing means everything. we are strong as one. when im feeling low, the passion emitting from every single one of them rises my spirit almost naturally. my mind, body, soul revolves around it.
the mornings.93.the shed.the lifevests.the boats.tadpole.214B2.the warm-ups.the 'dozens'the 1k mark.the 500 markthe 250 markthe 200 markthe 125 markthe platforms.the greenery. the lanes.the water. the draggyness. the wash ups. the barefootness. 156. bishan. the talks. the laughters. the smiles. the bonds formed. the sunburns. ahh. there's so much to it.. u'll have to go thro it personally to understand wad i mean...

for now let me drown in my own depression for it means nv to have to let go...





michelle

not jac here! haha

looooove this song..