what do u want to be when you grow up?

these jump shots are dedicated to this poor photographer who spent many years in photography school but sadly... DON'T KNOW how to take one.
p.s: you do not need a sky for a jump shot to be nice!!
and even i take noicer pictures than you!!



what do you want to be when you grow up?
i bet most of us have done countless compositions on this back when we were in primary school.

me?
i can't answer that.
BUT
i can tell you wat i NOT want to be.

A photographer.
a fucking photographer that goes to school to take class photos for students

first of all.
what's up with the funny accent?
are you hoping to appear more sophisticated like that?
my look on it?
you sound sophisticatedly RIDICULOUS!!!

and please button up your shirt.
you don't come into a learning institution bearing half of your chest which is not that fantastic to look at in the first place.
puke!!!

and do not try to go all high tech and use digital cameras when you only end up losing the files that you have taken.
AND
don't blame in on the students!!
you fucking lost the files okay
admit it!!
all we have to do is take one of those shit shots again where we stick out our hands like some pro Nazi.

i am not questioning your professionalism.
i KNOW you SUCK!!!

have you seen the leaders' and teachers' board?
those people take photographs
you just hold the camera and pretend to take some photos and end up losing them

oh and one more thing.
if you happen to ask for someone's opinion or ideas...
DON'T
cause you don't fucking use them anyway!!
you just insist that people still their arses into some bush and "pretent" to be growing out from some lily patch

WTF???
"oh i think it's so cool. i will capture you in a way that you heads will be just sticking out of the flowers"(in the weirdest accent you can ever think of)
sorry to bust your bubble.
that was some shitass idea you have

and abt being a thorn?
who are you to comment who's a thorn or not?
i mean.
have you looked at the mirror recently you freak?
YOU ARE THE THORN.
you weird accented nipple showing file losing shitass idea-ed piece of thorn.

this entry is dedicated to you
to remind you what a fucking bitch you are
but pay back's a bigger bitch than you!!!