I shot the sheriff but i didnt shoot no deputy

Anyone following survivor here?
So, Brandon won immunity and stupidly decides to give him immunity away to Albert and he got stabbed in the back by his tribe mates and sent to redmption.

Like seriously dude?
Where do i even start.
What angers me is that before he carried his torch to be snuffed out by the host, his allie Coach told him that God willed it and that it was God's decision that he gets sent to redemption.
First of all,
You won immunity from the vote, keep it!
Just because you prayed about it and heard a voice telling you to give it up doesnt mean it is the best decision.
I actually think Brandon deserved the boot just cause he is so stupid and perhaps he didnt fulfil the outwitting part of the game.

I would consider survivor to be one of the most raw reality program that is on tv right now just because every action and emotion comes directly from the contestants and not scripted by the producers.
It is really amazing to see how people play the social game either by lying and cheating their way through or just being the nice person.
Either way, i really appreciate smart play and the players choose the hats they want to put on to inch a little closer to the million dollar prize.

Now, russel hantz is the devil and he stabs everyone in the back very cleverly and i love him for that because at least he is honest about being the bad guy.
Coach however, is playing this holy man crap that i really cannot stand right now.
Since he is an all star player the newer players put him on a pedastal and he automatically took over the reins of the tribe.
He talks about loyalty, courage, honesty and basically everything that is good in the world.
But this dude doesnt pratice what he preaches a single bit and what is worst!
He claims that God wills it!
Like if you wanna do something bad, man up and take responsibility of it.
How different is he from a suicide bomber who claims that he is killing people just because God wills it as well??
Just because you claim that the intention is not from you, so you dont have to feel bad?
This is so ridiculous i feel like gagging.
And just because i realised that Coach is a perfect example of what a lot of people are doing since the beginning of time.
Pushing the blame to God/or someone else just to take the heat off them.
AND, people actually buy that.
Crusaders, Twin tower attacks and so many more.
I think people should start realising that nobody in this universe controls their actions other than themselves.
So for every action you do, you've gotta think of the consequence that you and noone else will incur because newton's law of motion states that:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Its plain physics and not supernatural.
zzz

Anywaym, if Coach wins survivor, i might just find something else to watch after following this show more than a decade.
Seriously, if its one thing that i hate, it would be cowards like him.


ugh!
Humanity!
Lets all turn into orang utans instead.
They are so much kinder and less menacing.

I dunno if you noticed...

but when people play touch rugby,
their passes become very gay. (gay in a good way because they look like they know what they are doing at least)
Its like you have to contort your arm in an odd fashion and cock the ball it a full circle before you make the pass.
right??
I'm just jealous.
please ignore me.

on another note, i think i talk too much when my bloodstream is filled with anything that ends with an -OH group in their formula.
But to my defence I usually make a lot of sense
"Rugby players need to have strong muscles and also strong livers as well"

Everybody..
say it with me.
touché!

I hate to be right, but...

I was having a very interesting talk with Kumar this afternoon and i just have to post it here.
You see, number 1, i was exhilarated that the conversation had nothing to do with the nether regions nor copulation because it seems that i noticed a trend which is so strong that i can plot a linear equation graph based on the conversations that Kumar is in, it is always abt SEX or hell-period.
So anyway, i was happy we were having a more intellectual conversation at that moment.
Number 2, i wanted so much to prove that i was right about the topic.

Okay, we were talking about my previous post about the ancient aliens and all and for some reason we digress into indian mythology.
So i mentioned that Shiva the destroyer was a goddess instead of a god.
Being the closet hindu that he is (cause he would rather die than admit it but i know he is)he immediately told me that Shiva is a man and not a lady and that i was wrong.
Well, i am wrong.
After wiki-ing, I found out that Shiva is in fact a man.
But somewhere along his life, he kinda combined bodies with his wife to become this half man and half woman.
Like literally half, symetrical bilaterally.
Like that.


So, you cant blame me for mistaking Shiva as a woman.
I swear i saw the word goddess in my history textbook when i was in Sec 1 if my memory didnt fail me.
It was this statue, i remember which was in the book.


which man on earth can bend the leg till this angle?
and the butt sticking like that??
cannot blame me along with the other 6.02 x 10^23 ppl who mistook him for a female

Well, to add on the other two of the ppgs were not helping cause they insited that Shiva is a male as well.
So what do you do?
You ask!!
I stopped random ppl walking by our table in the canteen and ask them if they think that Shiva is a man or a woman.
We got the whole lot. Some said man and some said woman.

My stand is it doesnt even matter if people know that Shiva is a God or Goddess for the matter.
The fact is that the name Shiva shounds feminine on its own.
Even without an prior knowledge, i am sure there will be people who would think that the bearer of that name is a female.

Any name ending with a -va sounds feminine.
But sadly the english teacher (Sarah Jeanetix) disagreed
She said that -va is a very strong sound and hence makes the name musculine.

Here is my rebuttal:

1. Lady Godiva

the famous noble woman who rode nake on the saddle through the streets of England.
or, that chocolate shop.

2. Maria Sharapova

epitome of a female.
young, successful, pretty, rich
She makes me go, sigh.
lovvvvve this dress btw.

3. Elva Tsiao


for the cheena ppl, im sure you know this singer
or the girl on tv airing her arm pits everywhere because she uses Rexona!
sidetracking, i read somewhere that anti perpirants blocks your pores and doesnt allows the toxins to exit your nodes which can cause cancer.
I stopped using deodorant/ anti perpirant since then
Phew ew.
stay away from me when im exercising i guess

4. All the Evas
that includes longoria and mendes.

still not convinced?
let me show you some empirical data

acording to satistics done there are more girls with names ending with a -va as compared to guys.

Trend of girls
if this were a song, it would be - up up here we go.



Trend of guys
this would be down down down down down - jay sean


so you see... its not that i wanna be right.
I just am- usually
they say that humility is a virtue
Tanks. Tanks very much

Can i interest you in something?

ABless the heavens that i finally get a 4 day week this sem and icing on the cake is that my free day is a friday which allows me to have a well rested weekend before i commence with the start of the week again.

So i usually spend my fridays catching up on sleep, some or very little work and television of course.
It was around 4ish and there were no interesting programmes to watch so i kinda explored the different channels a little
What caught my eye was this show called "Acient Aliens" on The History Channel and so i decided to watch it since it was starting soon.
However, it was only a few minutes into the show that i realised that i have stumbled upon another amazing documentary thati just have to share with everyone.

The main theory that is proposed in the show is that alien astronauts from a long time ago, came to earth and helped man kind progressed with technology they bring from their highly advanced universe.
I know this may sound like hog wash and pretty unbelivable and trust me, the cynic in me was turned on 100% the moment i saw the word aliens
However, evidences that was shown to me in this show was simply too good to deny and right now, i kinda buy the whole alien astronaunt thing.

There are simply too many things that cannot be explained on Earth
From strange phenomenons to the ingenuity of man
I find these all very amazing and intriguing at the same time
Once again, my search for the next amazing documentary continues.

Here are some bites out of the doc to get you started:

1. Nazca desert lines
The Nazca Lines are a series of ancient geoglyphs located in the Nazca Desert in southern Peru created btw 400 to 650 BC
These lines are found on mountain plataues and resemble airplane landing strips
Other than this, there are many figures made which resembles hummingbirds, spiders, monkeys, fish, sharks, orcas, llamas, and lizards.



These ancient giangantic drawings are very huge and span across many kilometers per drawing and hence can only be seen if you are flying across the sky.
The question is, why were these drawings created if no one could fly at that point in time?

2. The egyptian lightbulb
When the acient egyptians built the pyramid, many heiroglyps and pictures decorated the walls of the pyramid.
In the great pyramid of giza lies a highly guarded chamber which is only open to the high priest.
The conditions inside these chambers are dark and very poorly ventilated.
This means that for someone of that time period to walk in those chambers, they would need a light source which is probably in the form of a fire torch.
However, the amount of oxygen is so low deep withini the secret chambers, it its impossible to suport a flame at all.
How then did the acient egyptians walk through those pitch dark chambers without a light source?
In the guarded chambers, on one of the walls shows this picture


Looks like a light bulb isnt it?

3. The Pyramid of Giza
Do you know that it took the ancient egyptians 22 years to buid the pyramid of giza.
Each brick that makes the pyramid weighs about 2.5 tonnes.
If you do the math, this would mean that it takes 9 seconds for 1 brick to be cut, transported and placed onto the pyramid.
Amazing for that time period or did they have additional help?

4. Sarcophagus of Mayan King Pacal
You know about the Mayans right?
A very smart bunch of ppl that were way ahead of their time but disappeared all of a sudden
The Mayans had a king called Pacal whom they hold in high regard.
When he died, they built a pyramid for him and on his sarcophagus they caraved a picture which was supposed to symbolise his journey to the underworld
This is the picture


If you look closely, it looks like a man sitting in a capsule of a space shuttle isnt it?
Theres an oxygen mask on his noese, his hands are turning something and his foot is on some sort of a paddle.
At the bottom, you see fire spounting from the space shuttle as if its taking off.
Just for comparison, this is a picture of a real astronaut in a space shuttle ready for take off

Spotted anything similar?
Btw, in recent years, the king's tomb has been seal away and closed to visitors.
I wonder why.

I shall leave you with the 9 amazing parts of the documentary which i found on youtube.
Please watch it and decide for yourself.....
All videos credit to History channel

part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Part 4


Part 5


Part 6


Part 7


Part 8


Part 9