Not toooo decent but it beats the one liners that ive been coming up with huh?
Although this is probably gonna be quite an awesome post, i can feel it in my bones already, note that the star attraction is the post before this.
Note to self, bookmark it, safe picture as, add formaldehyde to it, whatever to preserve it.
or....
i should just start the post with this, just to remind all of you.
Take that melati!
NO! I'm kidding! I love you, you know that:)
A back view is still a view okay. Shoulders with a bit of hair(and fazly's hands)
Okay, enough of self indulgence.
You know what's really embarassing?
I can bet everyone a dollar that this situation has arose sometime in their life and more than once for sure, but it seems that we just brush it off all the time and pray for it to be over soon.
So what it it already?
I was watching a rented DVD with my family over dinner last sunday night and everyone was cuddled around the sofa just watching when suddenly.....
the couple started making out.
AWKWARD.
What is amazing is that the scene only lasted for about 5 secs or less, but amazingly, within such a short 5 secs, my mum got up and went to the kitchen to get a drink or something. Lets just say she left the tv "coincidentally" when the make out scence was playing and only returned way after the scene was over.
You may call me a skeptic but i sure as hell do not think it was a coincidence cause deep deep deep down inside, i wanted to leave the hall as well.
It just wrong wacthing a love scence with your family right?
It's not so much of a question.
Change that ? to a .
Right.
Even when you are watching lets say a movie with your friends i think the reaction you show will also be carefully thought through. So what people really often do is to say something random to fill out the awkward silence in between.
##
Couple makes out
you: you know, i never understand why a young of a pig is a piglet and the young of a bull is not a bullet
friends: yeah! You know right. Not that i know a lot about pigs. I can't eat them.
couple still making out
##
Well, the other question is what do you do?
Its really quite confusing cause you dont really what reaction you really want.
##
Couple makes out
You play it cool. Pretend that nothing is happening and continue watching
But, NO. But if you keep staring your friend might think you're checking them out or something that you are not getting any of it youself.
Okay, look away. Just look away.
But, NO. If you look away, your friend might know you are really uncomfortable with a love scene.
##
So did i get it right? This constant battle that is going on in your mind when a love scene is showing?
I think it also applies to magazines as well.
Like in Cleo, they have this Sex and Men page when you DO NOT, i repeate, DO NOT read in public cause its just weird.
Well, at least for me. I will just skip through that page and read the entire thing and when i get home i forget toatlly about that page cause i assume that i have finished the magazine already.
This explains why my classmates are always coming up with terms that i do not understand and i get really confused becasue i assume that when they as you if you've been kissed on both lips they literally meant the 2 lips everyone has on your mouth, but NOOOOOOO.
Go figure. EWWW.
SO.... WHAT DO YOU DO?
Have you got suggestions? Let me know.
I say, my mum was brilliant.
You just walk away.
Bye.
p.s: i finally appreciate my the tiger stripes(or shld i say preens) head scarf from africa:)
animal theme party anyone??
No comments:
Post a Comment