Jet lagged

So ive been back for two days now and im still jet lagged.
On the plane back, i was just having a conversation with my mum about being jet lagged.
I asked her if she would be jet lagged cause technically, we reach Singapore in the wee hours at 140am and hence the only thing we can do when we get home is to sleep.
Her reply was, nooooo.
She doesnt get jet lagged cause she barely sleep during the plane rides.
Well, my reply was an old person's body doesnt get adapted to different time zones so quickly and i bet her bottom that she would be insomnic.

But what do you know??
Here i am at 523am, typing away feeling wide awake and my mum has been sleeping for the past 6 hours.
It seems that the kettlebell workout i did 2 hours ago didnt do much to wear me down.
note to self: Google ways to treat jet lag/insomnia.
PRONTO!!

My handphone has been cranky since i got to LA and hence i am left without a working phone for now.
I hope people who tried contacting me can be patient till i get my phone fixed which is hopefully later on today.
this situation totally ruined my plan of msging some of my close friends
"IM BACK BITCHES!"
the moment i touched down at Changi.
BUMMER!!

I got bored on the airplane and opened up to my mum about they type of guys that catch my eye.
And then i pointed to the guy sitting infront of mum who caught my eye the moment he walked down the aisle
I was just going through my checklist and i did a mental check for most the must haves.
Sadly, mum isnt too happy to hear about my taste for the... how do i put it??
Exotic flavours??
And she told me the most racist thing you can ever imagine.
I leave you guys to think about it.
I dun think its that difficult to guess anyway.
Hah.

My Heros

look who i met all the way here in the U.S of A!
1. Michael Jackson



2. Mr Incredible



3. Marilyn Monroe




Star struck!

fa LA LA LA LAHHHH

till the 21st
i bid you farewell
To everyone still having their exams
hang in there!!!

i'll leave you with my favourite song of the moment



Hold my hand
Baby I promise that I'll do
All I can
Things will get better if you just hold my hand
Nothing can come between us if you just hold,
hold my, hold, hold my, hold, hold my hand.


i agree.

Separated at birth

this is for all the ugly pictures that you tagged me on facebook

Gothel from Disney's Rapunzel

VS

Cinnamonati Meltaiz

ooooooh...
Burn!

Last paper syndrome

Flower gleam and glow,
let your power shine
Make the clock reverse,
bring back what once was mine.
Heal what has been hurt,
change the fate's design
Save what has been lost,
bring back what once was mine.
What once was mine......

I love Maximus:)
The... Stallion
I am always rooting for the wrong character- i have no idea why.
Here we go again,
the "its the last paper, i dont feel like studying anymore" feeling
Press on Jacq!
For a whole sem of no exams, press the freaking on!!
Count down to LA starts........ now!

nike nike nike nike nike nike
f21 f21 f21 f21 f21 f21 f21
disneyyyyyyyyyylandddddddddd
Pour the champagne!!

Note to self: the national library is quite a conducive place to study. Its not only for watching musicals. Heh.

someone lock the pantry!
why cant i be the one who loses weight when i am stressed instead??

RERI
RPE
Bundle
Borg
Robertson
Williams
OMNI
Continuous and Discontinuous protocol
AnSR
MAS/MAnS

dont mind me.
just recapping

... - - - ...

I stare into this space with a great amount of guilt and disappointment in myself.
here i am blogging when the actualy fact is that i have tonns of thing to cramp into my tiny brain before tueday.
RERI is such a bitch. I am assuming she is a girl because a guy is never this complicated.
A part of me wants to really sit down to appreciate and understand the wonders behind this magical physiological model that was developed by a very intelligent man by the name of Dr Bala who also intimidates me to hell.
Unfortunately, time and my short attention span are not really on my side now.
So here there i go memorising like every other Singaporean student which is not what i am suppose to advocate as a teacher.
Ah.. the irony. It kills me.

IVE GOT HALL!!!
Gone are the days where i have to wake up at ungodly hours just to reach school in the nick of time for lessons
HALL 12 which is so much nearer to school compared to hall 8.
But the downside is that i am staying with a complete stranger which i am not really comfortable with.
I'd rather stay with Jeanetic and walk a bit more any day. BOO.

I think someone deleted all the temporary files in my internet folder which irriates me to the max and i think i know who the culprit is.
Now i have to type the full url before i can proceed to any site that i want.

I think i really have to go.
I am extremely convinced now that i can never stay at home to study.
I really envy people who can actually do that because it saves them so much time and they probably learn so much more than people.
I should have a fixed study partner instead of changing one every sem
Its so confusing.

Easy A, check
Repunzel, check
Unstoppable, check
Harry potter...........
I think i am the only loser left who hasnt watched the movie.
The funny thing is that before the movie was showing, i had so many different bunch of friends "choping" me to watch the movie with them.
The next thing i know, every single one of them went to catch the movie- without me!
FFFFFFFFFML.

Dear God,
please stop making the days when i wanna go for rugby training a rainy one??
Pretty please? with a cherry on top?
love jacq

Kthnxbye

Goodnight world.
tonight, i shall sleep!

livin on a prayer

If no one is going to take charge, then i will.
I just need a thank you.

i cant stop asking myself why??
hard work pays off (eliza, 2010)

Flashes and splashes

its been such a lazy day for me.
i cant remember when was the last time i actually woke up at 1pm in the afternoon but it sure felt good to not be waking at the crack of dawn bound on an hour and a half long journey to a god forsaken place.
its been almost a sem and i still cant accept get use to all the daily travelling to and back from school
Whoever that said that the journey gets shorter with every ride is so dillusional.

I had a really weird dream last night about meeting a teacher whom i respect so dearly telling me to not give up on my dreams
it felt so real and while in my dream i could feel the tugging of my heartstrings which is also the reason why i remember the dream in the first place

the fact is that i rarely dream at night.
I know that is technically not true, cause the actualy fact is that i dont remember my dreams, but who cares about technicalities?
Almost everynight I get a good night's rest, free from the thought of the adventures i probably had in my slumber.
As much as i am not the type of person who would dwell on what my horoscope says, or ponder about the weird shape formed by my tea leave at the bottom of my cup, this dream is so vivid that i cant get it off my head.

be brave.
decide.
do it.

Happy 25th anniversary Mum and Dad!
a quarter of a century and still going strong:)

of wonderkid and cleats

This is actually the first time i feel that i am on task for the week's work.
i credit this surprizingly to fazly.
If he hadnt asked me out to study, i wouldve been doing anything else but studying at home for sure.
Right now, my creed towards work is to take it a week at a time.

Ive decided to join rugby for good and this leads to my search for the perfect pair of rugby boots.
They are techinically soccer boots but they work just fine for rugby.
I wonder if there is a difference btw rugby and soccer boots.
There are so many questions i need to ask before purchasing the right books
Can the enlightened pls enlighten me?

1. Round or flat studs?
I noticed some boots have round cleats while some have the flatter looking cleats.



What is the difference and how will it affect my run? or my ankles :-/

2. Nike or adidas?
Its the same old question btw vanity and practicality.
But to be fair, this pink adidas boots are not too shabby.


But im more of a swoosh girl. aint this a baby?

ack!

i finally realised that my room is not really conducive for some real studying and so i decide moved my laptop out to the hall where the dining table is.
So i walked over to the fan to turn it on and then i started to recall how much i love to pretend that i am a singer trying to record her song by singing into the fan.
(dont pretend you havent tried this shit ever because i know you have)
so i waited till my parents went to bed and i sang Lady Gaga's bad romance into the fan.
i know right...
im really lame like that.
thats all i have now, excuse me while i go drink some cough syrup
i think i swallowed too much dust that was spewed from the fan.

I find her to be very zazzy.

Aint this the cutest picture of our favourite feline friend?
The skeleton shows that hello kitty does have a mouth complete with canines.
But tell me again, why doesnt it show on her face?
TOO CUTE!
I always wanted one of these hanging skeleton that you find in the science lab.
Come to think of it, a hello kitty one is not too bad either.

p.s: no.. i still dont like cats. i just like the idea of being able to see the insides of a cat

Dear aggy

i hate it when i get tongue tied whenever a question is posted to me.
it makes me feel so stupid.
it doesnt help that i have an attention span of a goldfish and the reflex of a sloth
another 30 seconds would have done the trick i swear.
once again, i step out feeling insignificant and helpless.

on a better note,
deg year 3s are the hockey champs 2010!!
and i am so proud of myself for scoring 2 out of the 3 goals that were scored through the entire evening
hcokey 101 from kumar, faz and fai actually worked!
yay me!

but i still feel stupid every tuesdays and thursdays.
fml

Join your eyes, bow your hands and close your head.

I thought i should waste some time here just to feel more in control of my life.
i never thought that i would say this but 24 hours just aint enought anymore.
Work is pilling up an invisible weight on my shoulders and i sure hope i bench it like i do in the gym.
okay.. that was such a weird analogy but it'll do fine for the weary eyed girl sitting in front of this rectangular screen right now.


I get a sense that Dr Bala is afraid that i am not learning in class cause vocality = learning.
I guess this is the classic case where silence is not all that golden.
I am beginning to think i have selective mutism like Kutrapali from the big bang theory.
Get me some alcohol.
Note to self: Down some beer/vodka/whisky/jolly shandy before physio.
Im sure that will get me talking- hence learning.

Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned

i cant phantom the thought of pushing another person into the water in order to buoy myself from drowning.
I would never do that to anyone, let alone a friend(s).(or 120 other ppl)
AMX my ass.

Collide

On the contrary,
I feel like the world is our oyster and the possibilities are endless for people our age.
But why does it seem like we had so much more fun when we were younger?
Note younger and not young.

a week too late. but i say better late then never!

here's to my dearest little brother for completing his first 3 months of basic military training for his national service!
way to go!
my conclusion is that they really make a man out of you.
Boys who walked in 3 months ago come out looking like real man.
For his batch of recruits, their POP was held at the marina bay floating platform for the first time and the turn out was huge..
Personally, i am not a morning person at all and the ceremony was held so god damn early i felt like i was sleep walking my way to the bay.
We were actually there before 7am!!
Putting the fact that i was sleep deprived aside, i was actually very glad to be there to witness a rite of passage that my brother had to go through and i felt so proud of him!
Another reason was that the show was spectacular.
Dont get me wrong, the show i was referring to was happening at the stands. The POP was actually quite boring and the sun was searing us so badly that i wanted it to be over asap!!
My parents, Daphane and I were lucky to get one of the front row seats because we got there relatively early and we thought we were gonna get a good view of my brother in all his glory.
But this is where the show begins, ppl at the back were flocking to the front and standing at the railings to catch a better glimpse of there army boys creating this human wall that .... the view of the ppl sitting in their sits in front.(including us)
Of course the ppl in front started complaining to the soldier ushers in front but sadly, could not control the crowd and things started getting really ugly.
This women who was clad in very classy black dress took a piece of card/paper and started throwing them at the ppl sitting in front.
Like literally taking aim and firing at random ppl. Can you imagine how appaled i was?
At that moment, i really thought that she was "THE ugly singapore" personified, alive and breathing in front of me.
People started shouting at the crowd that was blocking us and more ppl joined in the fun and added to the chior of curses making the whole situation very uncomfortable.
My conclusion on this whole fiasco is that that soldiers should just stick to defending the country as they really did not do a very good job at crowd control.
I say if they had done a better job at making sure that ppl sat in their sits, this whole situation would not even have taken place.

So once again, congratulations my dear brother!
Maybe they should come up with a jingle to remind ppl to be nice at the POP next year.
I say Justin Bieber would make a pretty good candidate for the singer.
Bieber blast!

Forget you

This song has got to be one of my top 5 groove to songs of all time.
a little history about this song.
I heard it on the radio on fine day but i didnt get the title, so i called it the "funky black song"
Feeling really desperate, I went around asking ppl, do you know the title of the funky black song that is playing on radio now?
I even googled "the funky black song" but to no avail.(like duh?)
But they say patience pays off, and i finally heard it again 2 weeks later on the radio and i made sure i got the title.
Now i cant get it off my head.
And i managed to get Aloy hooked onto the song too!
I guess that is actually the greatest satisfaction right? Convincing someone else to appreciate something you do too.
I really get a kick doing that.

This song is called Forget you, by Ceelo Green
Forget you is actually the radio edit version of the song
The original version is called "Fuck you" which kinda makes more sense if you take a look at the lyrics.
Anyhow, this song is mega love!!
Official Music Video for the original version!

dear whoever

has it really been this long?
well, just a quick summary
Im year a year 3 now. Senior yo!
I permed my hair
I am hall-less for the first time ever
I still havent got my driver's license
I've got myself a Babolat Aeropro Drive Gt and i am loving it
I am loving gymnastic class
I am officially bio-free!
I cant stop watching E! entertainment and discovery home and health
I love iron chef america esp Mario Batali
and i am seriouslly insomnic at this very moment

I laughed my ass off this video
note: hulk, she-hulk and iron man.



p.s:I started this post with the intention to write something deeper than this whole lot of crap i had just wrote above but decided not to cause i am lazy like that. I know, cause my mum reminds me about it all the time.
till the next time mon cherie!
ciao!