Fresh than a mu-whut?

need to master this after week 10



Yellow model chick
Yellow bottle sippin'
Yellow lamborghini
Yellow top missin'

Yup yup That stuff look like a toupe
I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days.

Ladies love me, I'm on my cool j.
If you get what I get, what would you say?
He wax it on and off, Mr. Miyagi
And 'em suicide doors Hari Kari.

Look at me now,
Look at me now oh
I'm gettin' paper.
Look at me now, oh
Look at me now yeah yeah yeah
Fresh than a mu-whut?

Lil' jigga bigger than a gorilla
'Cause I'm tryin' to kill every jigga
That tryn' to be on my stuff.

Better cuff your man if you with him,
I can't get him cause he accidentally slip and fall on my crack.
Oops I said on my crack, I ain't really mean to say on my crack.
But since we're talkin' about my crack,
All you haters say "Hi" to that.

I'm done...
No, really though I'm not done.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
LET'S GO!
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/karmin/look_at_me_now.html ]
'Cause I feel like I'm running and I feel like a gotta
Get away get away, better know that I don't
And I won't ever stop, 'cause you know I gotta win
Everyday day.
See, they don't really really wanna pop me,
Just know that you'll never stop me.
And I know I can be a little cocky.
Ooohhh, you ain't never gonna stop me.
Every time I come a jigga gotta set it
Then I got it going, then I gotta get it
Then I gotta blow it, and then I'm gonna shudder
Any little thing the jigga think that he'd be doin'
'Cause it doesen't matter, cause I'm gonna dadadadadada.
Then I'm gonna murder everything and anything,
A badaboom, badabing, got to do a lot of things,
And make it clearer to a couple of jiggas that I'm always winnin'
And I gotta get it again and again and again.
And I be doin it to death and now I move a little foul.
A jigga better call a ref, and everybody know my style,
Jiggas know that I'm the best. When I come out doin' this,
And I be bangin' on my chest.
And I bang in the east and I bang in the west
And I come to give you more, and I will never gave you less.
You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press.
Do you really wanna know what's next?
See, the way we on it, when we all up in the race,
And you know we gotta go don't try to keep up with the pace.
And we strugglin' and hustlin' and sendin' in and gettin' in.
And always gotta do it, take it to another place.
Gotta taste it, and I gotta grab it, I gotta cut through all this traffic
Just to be at the top of the throne I gotta have it! (gotta have it)

Look at me now,
Look at me now oh.
I'm gettin' paper.
Look at me now oh
Look at me now yeah yeah yeah.
Fresh than a mu-whut?

Man forget these haters. How ya'll doin?
I'm lil Tunechi. I'm a nuisance. I go stupid.
I go dumb like the 3 stooges.
I don't eat sushi. I'm the stuff. No pollution.
No substitution. Now I'm chillin' playin' movies,
In my jacuzzi, fruit is juicy.
I never gave a damn about a hater.
Got money on my radar, dress like a skater.
Got a big house, came with an elevator.
You jiggas ain't eatin' go tell a waiter.
Marley said shoot 'em and I said okay.
You on that bullsh- I'm like "Ole".
Don't care what you say.
So don't even speak, your boyfriend's a freak.
Like Cirque du Soleil.
That's word to my flag, and my flag red.
I'm outta my head. Yo', I'm outta my mind.
From the bottom I climb, you ain't hotter than mine.
Nope, not on my time. Not even tryn'
What's poppin' slime? Nothin' five.
And if they trippin' forget e'm five.
Ain't got no time to shuck and jive.
These jiggas as sweet as pumpkin pie.
Ciroc and sprite in a private flight.
You I been tight since guiding light.
My pocket's white, my diamond's white.
My momma's nice and my daddy's gone.
Yo, please be scared, cause I'm too wild.
Been here for a while, I was like "No trial".
I puts it down, I'm so young money. If you got eyes,
Look at me now! Oohhh!

Changes

I think it's time.

A hairy situation

Finally snipped them locks off.
This dude who was cutting my hair isn't even my usual hairstylist but i couldn't wait no more so i decided to take a chance with him.
After all he looks kinda effeminate and gay men have great taste right??
But somehow I think he got a little too carried away with the scissors cause i wasnt going for a bob but ended up getting one!

Sometimes life's like that,
you thought you were gonna get Jessica Alba


but instead you wind up looking like Quinn Fabray


Let's just say I'm glad i didn't come out looking like bipolar Britney
And for that i count my blessings!

Truth be told, although I've got nothing but compliments, I'm still having mixed feelings about my hair cause its way too short at the back and i can feel the wind blowing on my neck!
But in the words of Tim Gunn,
I shall "Make it Work!"
Hair please grow faster!!




p.s: loving this doodle app

if only

i were a pirate

Find a penny pick it up and all day you will have good luck!

Maybe just halfpenny will do.
Where were you hiding all these while?
I think I'm in love!

Touch of an angel

long overdue post that was unpublished.
this blog is so dead, i gotta do something about it.

Sometimes i wonder if i my strength was god given and not a result of me pumping iron like a nut for a good decade.
If you dont already know, my middle name is "destroyer" and i wholeheartedly accept it just because i really dont think there is any other word that is more apt in describing me.
It seems that everything i touch will end up non fucntional after a period of time and i am not shitting you on that.

As a kid, I was always very jealous of my sister.
My mum got her everything she wanted.
She got every bag, every clothing, every gadget everytime we went shopping.
On the other hand, poor me had to make deals with my mum or just wait for my sister to get bored of her awesome stuff and get her hand-me-downs, which would still make me very happy.
I was a very angry kid because of that beacuse I always wonder why was there this obvious favouritism shown.
Being a very outspoken kid i asked my mum a lot and the answer i would usually get is "You do not take care of the stuff i get you and they spoil too fast"

Actually I do not blame the woman.
That was a pretty fair statement.
If you find something that is broken at home, that will probably be me.
I dont know how i do it, but i swear i do not go aroung like a troll trying to club everything in my way.
It just happens.
Let me give you a play by play.

Dad's Camera:
The very first thing i destroyed was my dad's camera when i was 3 going 4?
My dad was an avid photographer when he was younger and he had many vintage cameras.
I spied one in the cabinet and took it out and dropped it imediately on the floor because it was too heavy.
Placed it back like nothing happened but got busted for it when my parents came home.

Microphone:
Probably when i was 4?
My dad left me at home with my maid and the new karaoke machine he got while he went to pick my sister up from school.
He picked the song "Cassablanca" (yes i still remember) and left.
I remember grooving to the song and suddenly i just dropped the microphone by accident.
i scurried to my room and pretended nothing happened only to get busted once more.

Telephone:
we had this old school looking phone where you turn the dial?
one day when my parents were out, i was rummaging through the store and found a screwdriver!
and where better to test my screwdriving skills than our telephone??
i took the phone apart and amazingly put it back together again.
Pretty smart for a 5 or 6 year old huh??
The thing was that my parents only found out about the the screwriver when someone called and the phone rang really weirdly.
Busted by the ringtone!

Porcelein cat:
We had a porceline cat beside that dreaded phone and i broke it.
No surprise
the thing is my maid didnt want to get into trouble too and so we teamed up and tried to glue the cat back together.
At first we thought we did such an awesome job and we confidently placed the cat back beside the phone
But apparently it was so shitty that the moment my mum came home she noticed it and as usual, i got a scolding or probably a beating for trying to hide what i have done.

So these incidents happened more than a decade ago and i cant really show you pictures, but how about something more recent?

My aircon tubing:



One night when it was pitch dark and i needed to go pee so badly, i stepped off my bed and stepped right on my aircon tubing.

Vacuum cleaner:


Since its the holidays, and my tutees are taking a break, i have no means of earning any money.
Being so broke, i made a deal with my mum.
She would pay me 10 bucks a day to vacuum the house.
So ive been vacuuming for 3 weeks now and this is what is left of the vacuum cleaner.
No head and broken at the neck.

Pinky face:


pinky face was given to me by melati and i love pinky face to bits!
Everyday in hall i will play with it and pinch it and squeeze it.
but one fine day i got too carried away and puncture a hole right into pinky's face well, face.
White powder puffed out of her face and i knew then she had left me and i was the cause.
I miss you pinky face!
You've been a great friend:(

im writing this post hoping that i would keep in mind that i am very very clumsy and destructive.
Hopefully i will stop destroying things that i lay my hands on cause its a freaking waste of money.
Soft fingers!
Gentle to touch!

It's not right but its okay.

i just wished i had the chance to do more.

Try.

Gratification like no others.
I'm glad it happened when it really mattered.
I'm falling deeper and deeper into your spell each day.