the classic light bulb joke

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy mugging so that they will not get retain.

i've got the study blues

what's better then a moo sandwhich??
two moo sandwhiches!!
in fact 3. i had 3 moo sandwhiches throughout my 15 mins of intensive studying for the day.
talk about concentrating

anyway, speaking abt studying.
i tried the stupid study university and peg words method(wtf does peg means anyway??)
DOESN'T WORKS!!!
probably gotta spend more time memorising that my tumb is suppose to be a tie and my index finger is supposed to be noah and my middle finger is ma(?????) instead
stupid stuff.

Mr Tan gave me this box of highlighters yesterday beacause i was a pupil who was "consistent with her work and did all he work deligently while he was away"
when he said that, chelsea gave me the death stare because she couldn't believe it
i couldn't believe it myself either.
i took like forever to hand in theRJC paper.
like after he gave back the answer scheme and all.
heh.

so it's time to hit the books again
freaking LT5 for math next term.
so who's gonna pinch/smack me when i fall aspleep during lecture now??

p.s: i hate the line dancer! ur prancing irritates me!